Seven Strange Things on Sunday

My really great friends Rosie and Cheeto tagged me and Sophie to do the "seven weird things about me" survey. I was GOING to split it, like they did, but instead Sophie and I are each going to list our OWN 7 things, because after all, it is MY blog and so I think I should get 7 all by myself.

OKAY. KISMET:
1. I like to make blanket forts. There is a VERY specific process to this, though. First, my Person has to be laying under the blankets. Then, there has to be a little cave opening in the blanket NATURALLY - NOT one made by my Person. Then, I walk in, and dig with my big man paws, and make sure the blanket fort is strukchurally sound, and if all of that meets with my approval, ONLY THEN will I lay down. You can't just hang out in any blanket, you know.

2. When I get very hungry and grouchy, I push the water dish with my nose so it spills over the sides and the dish makes a great clanky sound on the floor. My Person does not like this.

3. When my Person comes home at night I sit by the door and mraw mraw mraw REAL loud and scratch with my big man paws so she knows I am still inside and that I am waiting for my foods. I think she forgets this stuff sometimes, so I am just trying to remind her.

4. I knock stuff off of EVERYTHING - tables, desks, bookshelves, dressers, chairs, the persons teevee. Your stuff is not safe ANYWHERE, Person! HAHA! It is for your own safety that I do it. Your stuff could be vishus without you knowing!

5. I have to hump sometimes. I only hump my Person, and only her arm or shoulder, and only when she is under a blanket. After I am done humping, I always take a bath and I don't look at my Person right away because I am a little embarrassed.

6. I usually get locked out of my Person's room in the morning because I get HUNGRY and I want my FOODS and so I make noise. And then later on, when my Person doesn't get up right away, I get worried that maybe she is not in there anymore, and has left without giving me my FOODS, or that something vishus that I didn't notice got her, and then I might NEVER get my FOODS, so I scratch at the door with my man paws and I mraw mraw a LOT. Eventually my Person will say "Kis-MET!" and then, because I know she is in there and alive, I stop.

7. I have a LOT of dreems, and when I am dreeming, my big whisker humps twitch and so do my man paws and my back legs, and sometimes I mraw mraw or lick my lips in my sleep. My Person says "Get him Kizzy!" to me while I sleep, just in case I am dreaming of chasing some other big man cats. This shows that she understands that I am a big dude and I could chase down any other big dude, if I wanted to. I think that is nice of her!



HI! I ARE SOPHIE! I ARE VARY ACITED to tell yoo some WEERD things about ME!!!!

1. I LOVE TO EAT FOODS! ANY kind of foods, I will eat them all!! The nyce laydee says I must have been a dawg in a past lyfe. CAN YOO IMAGINE ME, SOPHIE, AS A DAWG??? Some of the foods I lyke to eat are: peetsuh, ryce kayks, cookees, peenut butter, any kind of CHEEZ, ryce, potaytohs, and krakers. I LOVE FOODS!!!

2. Since I moved in with the nyce laydee and my bruther Kismet, I have learned to be a VARY kleen kitty and to kleen my furs and my TOES and my TAYL many times thru owt the day. (I was vary stinky beefor my bruther tawt me to be kleen!) And when I kleen myself, I suck on my furs and I make snorty sownds. The nyce laydee calls it my snorgling. It can be VARY lowd!!

3. When I yawn, I make a hacking sownd that sometimes ascayres the nyce laydee!!

4. One of my whiskers on top of my head is black. Just one!!!!

5. I have 2 black polka dots on one of my eers!!! The nyce laydee sayz they are my fashun axsessorees!!! This meens I am VARY fashunable, even when I am NOOD!!!!

6. I LOVE MY BRUTHER AND THE NYCE LAYDEE A LOT, but I love my bruther MOST of all. I go EVARYWHERE he goes. If we are in a room with the nyce laydee and my bruther leaves, I go with! If we are in bed with the nyce laydee and my bruther leaves, I GO WITH! If my bruther is watching the cat teevee, or poopsing, or knocking things off the dresser, I GO WITH!

My bruther does not always LYKE that, but I CAN'T HELP IT! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! Plus he is VARY fassinayting.

7. Whenever anyone reeches down to pet me - becuz I are VARY small, yoo know - I stand up on my tippy toes and DIVE into their hand!! I get VARY good pets this way.

I, Kismet, also wanted to say in response to questions on my last post: Sophie NEVER cleans my Spot 13. That is man cat only territory. However, I have cleaned hers before, because it is STINKY AND NEEDS TO BE CLEANED.

I hope you liked our strange things!

OH MY GOSH!!!!!

HI!!! I ARE SOPHIE!!!! I GOTTED TAGGED TO DO A SURVAY BY SKEEZIX HOO IS THE MOST FAMISSIST OF ALL THE CATS IN THE HOLE WERLD!!!!!! He is SUCH a selebritee, PLUS my HERO DAISY is his gerlfrend!! I ARE SO ACITED!!!!!!

But afore I can do the survay I haf to tell evarywun that this is my BRUTHER'S blog, and that I have just been YOOZING IT a lot laytlee, and that he is going to blog again SOON. Here are a pikchur of him so yoo know that I am not lying.

As yoo can see, he is still VARY big!!!! I luv my bruther!!!!

HEER IS THE SURVAY!!! I luv SKEEZIX!!!!

What were you doing 10 years ago?
I am VARY yung, so I was not alyv! But if I was, I was probablee a cat foods tayster becuz I LOVE the foods!!!!

What were you doing 1 year ago?
I was living outsyd in Rode Aylind!!!! I was also VARY VARY yung, even yunger than I am now!!! And I was living with my mom and my dad and my bruther, and thare was a meen man who did not lyk us!!!

Five snacks you enjoy:
I LOVE THE FOODS!! I will eet anything the nyce laydee lets me eet, lyk her food, or YORE food, but if I hadta pick theez would be my five:

1. TEMTAYSHUNS!!!! Sometimes when the nyce laydee gives my bruther and me the FOODS she forgets to close the door to the kabinit, and I steal the WHOLE BAG OF TEMTAYSHUNS, and I take it into my cat tent and chew on it until I can get it open and then my bruther and I eat the WHOLE THING!!!!
This is what I look lyk in my tent:

Yoo can tell it is me becuz my feets are white!!!!!
2. PEETZUH!! Peetzuh is VARY delishus. It has 2 vary delishus parts: the cheez, and the krust. I like to steal entire krusts in my mouth and run away with them, but they are vary hard to eat so this is only for profeshunuls!!!
3. Baked potaytoz!!! When the laydee eats theez, she puts sower kreem and cheez on them, so if I can get a good bite, thare are many delishus things ON TOP of the potayto itself, which is also delishus!!!
4. FRISKEEZ!!!! Friskeez always tastes better from my bruther's bowl. He does not mynd switching with me halfway throo the meel, either. HE IS THE BEST BRUTHER!!!
5. When I am VARY hungry, I chew on my tayl. It is not that taystee.

Five songs to which you know the lyrics:
I do not know the werds to any songs, BUT I sing a lot anyway! The laydee calls it my "cherping".

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:

1. Buy my bruther and the nyce laydee LOTS of presents!!
   
2. Buy myself a whole lot of FOODS!!! An entyre peetsuh, JUST FOR ME!!!
   
3. Get a WHOLE LOT OF KLOHZ and praktiss being just lyk DAISY!!!!
   
4. Pay to have the whole nayburhood fenced in so my bruther could go owtsyd as much as he wants! He gets VARY growchy when the nyce laydee does not let him go owt.
5. Mayk shur that EVARYWUN is as happy as ME!!!
   

Five bad habits:

1. I steel foods.
   
2. Sometimes, thare is poops on my booty.
   
3. I lyk to play ALL THE TIME and sometimes I attack my bruther's tayl to mayk him play with me.
   
4. The things on the nyce laydee's dresser are NOT toys. I have a hard tym remembering this.
   
5. I lyk to chew on fingers. Not vary hard, though!!!
   

Five things you like doing:

1. EATING THE FOODS!!!!
   
2. Having my booty petted!
   
3. Hanging owt with the nyce laydee
   
4. BLOGGING!!!!!!
5. Following my bruther arownd. He is VARY fassinayting.
   

Five things you would never wear again:

I do not reely have many klohz. I have a black tee-shirt that says S Katty Kat on it, becuz that is my rapper naym. And I have a pink polo shirt, but it is kinda big on me, becuz I am VARY small. I also have a white tee-shirt. I would ware all of them agenn!!!!! I would maybe not like to ware shooz on my feets, but that is all. I would also REELY LUV a pretty party dress, becuz I am a GERL!!!!

Five favourite toys:

1. My fuzzy wyte snohflayk ball
   
2. My bloo fether wand (I played with this so much I broked it)
   
3. My BRUTHER!!!!
   
4. The nyce LAYDEE!!!
5. The things on the nyce laydee's dresser are NOT TOYS.
   

I am asposed to tag FIVE OTHER CATS but I do not know too many other cats acuz I don't have my own BLOG! I will try though!!!!

I know that Skeezix already tagged her, but I HAFTA TAG DAISY becuz she is my HERO!!!!
And Dragonheart, acuz he does not have any hayrs and I bet not having to clean all of that fluff is VARY nyce!!!!
And Finn, acuz he told me I was pretty!!!!!
And TRIP acuz he seems acited all the time lyk me!!!!
And last but not leest, JAZPER acuz we lived on Rohd Aylind together!!!!!

I LUV MY BRUTHER AND EVARYWUN!!!!

Thursday survey with Sophie

Hi! This is Sophie! I gotted tagged for a survey by A DOGGY at Emma's blog! So Kismet are letting me use his blog! He is kleening his toez rite now! I would lyk some foods!

1) 4 places I lived:
-Outsyd on Rohd Aylind. I was real little and it was kold and there was a meen man there!
-With Danyel. Danyel reskyood me!
-With my bruther Kismet and the nice laydee and the scary laydee who REELY REELY LIKES ME, which where I live now.
-That is it!

2) 4 things I love to watch:
-My bruther Kismet. He is vary fassinayting.
-The feetses of the peeple I live with.
-The cat teevee!!
-All of my toys

3) 4 places I have been outside home:
-With the scary man in Rohd Aylind.
-In my bruther Kismet's carry-er to the vet laydee.
-In the big mooving masheen with Danyel, when I kaym to live with my bruther Kismet.
-Sometimes, when the nice laydee goes out of the door, I follow her, but I never go down the stayrs like Kismet does.

4) 4 websites I visit daily:
- Akchually, my bruther does not let me use the compyooter because I get too acited. BUT I do walk across the keeys, and sometimes I even sit my booty on the skreen!

5) 4 favorite foods:
I LIKE ALL FOODS!!!!!! Espeshully whatever my laydee is eeting, because she eats the MOST DELISHUS FOODS. I like to steel them by grabbing them with my teefs and then running away.

6) 4 places I would rather be:
-On the laydee's lap, eating some of her foods!!! Kismet says that she has to go see her frend Mr. Jahb most days, but she always comes home at nite and gives us the foods!!!!
-In the big wite box where the laydee gets all wet in. I like to sit in there and look out from behynd the kurtin!!!
-Pooping!!! I like to poop.
-Hyding under the kowch and attacking the laydees feetses!!

7) 4 toys I have owned and played with:
-My fayvrit bloo fether wand from Danyel!
-The fuzzy wite snoball toy
-The feetses of the laydees
-My bruther Kismet!! He is the bestest toy, espeshully his TAYL!

8) 4 nicknames my family like to call me:
-Soapy
-S Katty Kat. That is my rapper naym.
-Just a little soapsoap
-My bruther and the other laydee who livs with my laydee calls me a skavinjer, because I am so good at finding the foods!!

9) Regarding Catnip:
-I have never had catnip!!!

10) Regarding Cat Grass:
-My bruther REELY loves cat grass so I just let him eat it all. But I am shur I would like it because I LOVE ALL FOODS!!!

11) First 4 I'd buy after winning lottery:
-Lots of the foodses that the laydee eats, like peetzuh and ryse kayks!!!
-Some shurts for my bruther.
-LOTS more toys!!!!!
-Probablee just some nice things for the laydees.

12) 4 things I do besides eat, sleep, litterbox:
-I poops a lot!!! I know it says BESIDES litterbox but sometimes I don't poops in the box, and anyways I poops enough that it needs to be menchinned again.
-Chase my bruther around the apartment
-Sit on the laydee's lap and purr real loud
-Attack the vishus danglee things

13) 4 things I want to do this summer:
-Attack the vishus danglee things
-Try to get better at the poopsing
-Play with my bruther
-Try MANY new foods!!!!

14) My 4 most prized possessions with limited value:
-My bruther Kismet
-My wite fuzzy snoball toy
-My foods dishes, because that's where my foods goes
-My cat tent!!!!

15) What I’ll do before tomorrow is over:
-Have a bath
-Make shur that my bruther's tayl is not twitching too much because if it is I have to attack it!!
-Follow my bruther around
-Run away from the scaree laydee who loves me a lot
-Lick my laydee's hands and sit on her lap too

16) Favorite place to hide and play?
I like to hide under the kowch! But I will play anywhere.

17) 4 other "pets" your staff have kept:
-My laydee just has my bruther, but when I lived owtside in Rohd Aylind I lived with a bunch of other kitties! Including my mom and dad, who were both ornj, just like me!

I also want to inklood this pikchur of my ear. This is one of the laydee's most fayvrit things about me! Even though I am very ornj, I have two small black dots on my ear! The laydees call them my fashun axsesoreez. I only have two shurts so far, but the dots do match both of them!!
They do not look so very dark in this pikchur, but in reel lyfe, they are!! Thanks for tayging me, nice doggy!!!

Mraw there, stranger!

Sup, innernets. I have not blogged in many many days. There have been all sorts of STUFFS going on, but mostly I could not blog because it was my Person's birthday, and she seemed to be coming home very late and being very sleepy a lot, and so I had to cuddle with her, and teach Sophie how to do that, and make sure everything was okay. As you can tell my Person really appreciated it:
There was also some chunks-blowing and cat-teevee-watching, and some shirt-wearing, and all of the other big man cat things I do. And then that person who lives with my Person brought all this new stuff into the apartment and I am pretty sure that the stuff is presents for me and Sophie! (I think when it is your Person's birthday, you get presents too!) Like this thing (not an iggzact picture, but very similar):

This is clearly a GREAT CAT FORT for me and Sophie! It has hangy things on top that clink when you touch them with your paws (that is what Sophie likes to do). And my Person put some stuff on top, that when I walk by and push it with my paw, it falls on the floor with a GREAT crash. And underneath is a hiding spot where I can hide, but I have also had to add it to my patrols, because it is another one of those places where mices or cats or other FOODS might be hiding. All in all, a great present.
And on top of the fort was this:

There was some stuff in it, but I am pretty sure it is a bed for me.

So I chewed on it to see how it tasted. Not bad!
And then I inspected all the stuff, to make sure there was nothing vishus inside.
A great bed! Thanks person who lives with my Person! (this series of photos also serves as my Man Cat Monday post, since exploring intrepidly is a very manly thing to do)

Additionally, I got tagged for a survey by my good friend Merlin. I am very excited to do it!

A. Name four places you have lived
1. On the street, with the gang of chiwahwahs.
2. At the pet store, where I was lefted.
3. With that very nice girl Kara who taught me how to pose for pictures.
4. With my Person!

B. Four things I love to watch
1. The cat teevee! Espeshully when the Tommy is on it.
2. My Person's face when I throw things off of the dresser or mraw real loudly.
3. The water running in that big white box thing.
4. Sophie, when I am being sneaky and getting ready to pounce.

C. Four places I have been outside my home
1. The vets. I HATE THE VETS.
2. Outside on my leesh.
3. In my big carrier on the subway, when I came from Kara's to here.
4. The pet store!

D. Four websites I visit daily
1. My friend Skeezix's blog.
2. Hotmail!
3. Merlin's blog.
4. Lots of other cat blogs!


E. Four of my favorite foods.
1. Friskies wet foods
2. Temptayshuns
3. Cheeses
4. Dry foods too

F. Four places I would rather be right now
1. Sleeping on top of the person's teevee (where I will probably go when I am done with this!)
2. Outside on my leesh, but only if it is not so very cold.
3. Having the foods
4. Camping out!


G. Four toys I have owned and played with
1. The VISHUS RIBBON WAND WHICH IS NOT REALLY A TOY.
2. Tin foil balls that my Person makes for me
3. My Person's VISHUS HANDS WHICH ARE NOT REALLY TOYS BUT VISHUS.
4. The VISHUS DANGLIES WHICH ARE VISHUS LIKE THIS ONE:

H. Four nicknames people call me
1. Kissy-met
2. "just a big guy"
3. Mitters
4. Little bobcat

I. Regarding catnip
Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it


J. Regarding cat grass
Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it


K. First things I buy after winning the lottery
1. Many shirts.
2. Some delishus FOODS!
3. A heated cat bed
4. I would bribe my Person to please NEVER GIVE ME A PAWDICURE EVER AGAIN MRAW

L. Four things I do besides eat sleep and litter box
1. Watch the cat teevee.
2. Wrestle with Sophie.
3. Attack the vishus danglies.
4. Go on my patrols to keep everyone safe which my Person does not really appreciate but I do it anyway because I AM A GOOD CAT.

M. Four things I want to do this summer
1. Hopefully not be so HOTS all the time like I was last summer.
2. Eat some FOODS!
3. Humps
4. Sleep with my big feets crossed

N. My four most prized possessions that have limited value to anyone else
1. My Person!
2. My gray sweatshirt.
3. My yellow cat grass planter from my Person's person's person!
4. My big man paws and whisker humps.

O. What I am going to do before tomorrow
1. Clean my very big toes.
2. Give Sophie a bath.
3. Do my patrols.
4. Hump and sleep.

P.Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play
paper bags
plastic bags
boxes
Other (explain)
I like to sit my booty on plastic bags but I don't like to hide in them. I don't really hide very much, but I like the cat tent sometimes.

Q. Four other pets that Mommy has had with me
Just Sophie!

Thanks for all of the comments and emails wondering where I was. Everything is ok and I am going to try to blog more now!!