Sunday, January 20, 2008

Seven Strange Things on Sunday

My really great friends Rosie and Cheeto tagged me and Sophie to do the "seven weird things about me" survey. I was GOING to split it, like they did, but instead Sophie and I are each going to list our OWN 7 things, because after all, it is MY blog and so I think I should get 7 all by myself.

1. I like to make blanket forts. There is a VERY specific process to this, though. First, my Person has to be laying under the blankets. Then, there has to be a little cave opening in the blanket NATURALLY - NOT one made by my Person. Then, I walk in, and dig with my big man paws, and make sure the blanket fort is strukchurally sound, and if all of that meets with my approval, ONLY THEN will I lay down. You can't just hang out in any blanket, you know.

2. When I get very hungry and grouchy, I push the water dish with my nose so it spills over the sides and the dish makes a great clanky sound on the floor. My Person does not like this.

3. When my Person comes home at night I sit by the door and mraw mraw mraw REAL loud and scratch with my big man paws so she knows I am still inside and that I am waiting for my foods. I think she forgets this stuff sometimes, so I am just trying to remind her.

4. I knock stuff off of EVERYTHING - tables, desks, bookshelves, dressers, chairs, the persons teevee. Your stuff is not safe ANYWHERE, Person! HAHA! It is for your own safety that I do it. Your stuff could be vishus without you knowing!

5. I have to hump sometimes. I only hump my Person, and only her arm or shoulder, and only when she is under a blanket. After I am done humping, I always take a bath and I don't look at my Person right away because I am a little embarrassed.

6. I usually get locked out of my Person's room in the morning because I get HUNGRY and I want my FOODS and so I make noise. And then later on, when my Person doesn't get up right away, I get worried that maybe she is not in there anymore, and has left without giving me my FOODS, or that something vishus that I didn't notice got her, and then I might NEVER get my FOODS, so I scratch at the door with my man paws and I mraw mraw a LOT. Eventually my Person will say "Kis-MET!" and then, because I know she is in there and alive, I stop.

7. I have a LOT of dreems, and when I am dreeming, my big whisker humps twitch and so do my man paws and my back legs, and sometimes I mraw mraw or lick my lips in my sleep. My Person says "Get him Kizzy!" to me while I sleep, just in case I am dreaming of chasing some other big man cats. This shows that she understands that I am a big dude and I could chase down any other big dude, if I wanted to. I think that is nice of her!

HI! I ARE SOPHIE! I ARE VARY ACITED to tell yoo some WEERD things about ME!!!!

1. I LOVE TO EAT FOODS! ANY kind of foods, I will eat them all!! The nyce laydee says I must have been a dawg in a past lyfe. CAN YOO IMAGINE ME, SOPHIE, AS A DAWG??? Some of the foods I lyke to eat are: peetsuh, ryce kayks, cookees, peenut butter, any kind of CHEEZ, ryce, potaytohs, and krakers. I LOVE FOODS!!!

2. Since I moved in with the nyce laydee and my bruther Kismet, I have learned to be a VARY kleen kitty and to kleen my furs and my TOES and my TAYL many times thru owt the day. (I was vary stinky beefor my bruther tawt me to be kleen!) And when I kleen myself, I suck on my furs and I make snorty sownds. The nyce laydee calls it my snorgling. It can be VARY lowd!!

3. When I yawn, I make a hacking sownd that sometimes ascayres the nyce laydee!!

4. One of my whiskers on top of my head is black. Just one!!!!

5. I have 2 black polka dots on one of my eers!!! The nyce laydee sayz they are my fashun axsessorees!!! This meens I am VARY fashunable, even when I am NOOD!!!!

6. I LOVE MY BRUTHER AND THE NYCE LAYDEE A LOT, but I love my bruther MOST of all. I go EVARYWHERE he goes. If we are in a room with the nyce laydee and my bruther leaves, I go with! If we are in bed with the nyce laydee and my bruther leaves, I GO WITH! If my bruther is watching the cat teevee, or poopsing, or knocking things off the dresser, I GO WITH!

My bruther does not always LYKE that, but I CAN'T HELP IT! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! Plus he is VARY fassinayting.

7. Whenever anyone reeches down to pet me - becuz I are VARY small, yoo know - I stand up on my tippy toes and DIVE into their hand!! I get VARY good pets this way.

I, Kismet, also wanted to say in response to questions on my last post: Sophie NEVER cleans my Spot 13. That is man cat only territory. However, I have cleaned hers before, because it is STINKY AND NEEDS TO BE CLEANED.

I hope you liked our strange things!


Daisy said...

Oh, boy! You two always make me laugh and laugh! Kismet, I think I can understand why you might be a little bit embarrassed after doing #5. But sometimes a Mancat has to do what Mancat's gotta do! Sophie, guess what? I likes the peanut butter, too! It's very delicious. I am glad you and Kismet are such good friends.

The Meezers said...

those are great things to know Kismet and Sophie!!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Kismet, yoo man mancat tents! Yoo must be an exspurt at construktun. And its ok that yoo hump yer lady, I won't tell! -Rosie

Sophie, awww, yoo luv evaryone in yer family. That's sooo nice. And if yoo were a dawg yood be the hottest dawgie evur! -Cheeto

Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat said...


The Crew said...

Sophie, we are alike. I like peanut butter too, 'cept I don't have a black whisker on my head and I don't have fashion accesories either.

Your friend

Boots & the Interlopers said...

Mommy caught Dexter cleaning DeeDee's spot 13 last night. She was making funny sounds like she had a furball to cough up.

Dexter wants to know if Sophie has ever had popcorn with real butter on it?

Kaz's Cats said...

G'day Kismet and Sophie, that's some great facts you've mentioned in the meme. You two sound like fun kitties,

Purrs Gypsy & Tasha

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hey Kismet, I haf neffur humped anyfing acept dat I tried to do dat to Zippy right after I gots here and I think dat is why she did not like me fur awhile. I find dat I can stay really clean if I let Sadie help me by washing da back of my head, she sed she would like to do more den clean da back of yoor head but I don't know what dat means. We haf a rule here dat we is each responsible fur our own spot #13. I think Tripper likes yoor sisfur...~Speedy

Honey P. Sunshine said...

you two are so kyoot!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Sophie ... You an' I like lots of the same foods (I REALLY like crackers ... an' potato chips, too). It's good that you're clean now, 'cuz Kismet used to rat you out on the innernets 'bout bein' stinky an' stuff.

I don't think that you were a woofie in a former life ... you just like eatin', right?


Jake and Bathsheba said...

We liked learning more about you two. Kismet, did you teach Skeezix about humping? He seems to have developed a lot of urges lately.


The Fluffy Tribe said...

those are very informateeve strange things you two. Kismet you are such a bigmancat and it is good to be wary of strange blankets. Sophia what a big girl you a becoming ~The Fluffy TRibe

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Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Happy Valentine's Day Kismet and Sophie and yoor bean too!

Skeezy said...

Happy Valentine's Day, Kizzy and Sophie!!!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

You two are so funny! It is nice that Sophie adores you so much Kismet. After all, you're her big Mancat brother.
Blanket forts sound fun. I may have to try this. The whapping stuff I've got down...
Sophia, you sound so very cute! Sometimes I do #3 and it freaks my mommy out too!


Kismet and Sophie...your seven "strange" things sound (now that I am not laughing hysterically) "normal" for cats--its the persons who think those things are strange. Wink.

Angus said...

It's great to have somebody to keep you company all the time. Eating all kinds of foods is the mark of a cosmopolitan cat!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Happy Easter!
Teleport over for some ham at 5 PDT.


PeeSss: We miss you an' Sophie!

Fat Eric said...

Happy happy Easter my friends!

Angus said...

What's going on with you, Kismet? And you, Sophie? Sure do miss hearing about what's going on with you. Hope everything's ok with you and yours.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Miss you!


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