Thursday, May 08, 2008

PSSST

Pssssst....innernets!!





REMEMBER ME????

I am going to do a Thursday 13 to explain why I have not been blogging FOREVER.

1. Mac, the mancat compyooter, went dead for awhile. He seems to be ok now. But he was dead!
2. My Person had to go see Mr. Nooz Byurow every day for a long time and she would turn Mac, the mancat compyooter, off when she left. But I think she had a fight with Mr. Nooz Byurow, because she is not going to see him anymore!
3. Mr. Nooz Byurow + Brad Skool = GRUMPY PERSON
4. I have spent LOTS of time trying to figure out ways to get out of the partment to Out There. So far this has not really worked. My ideas have inkloodid: digging through the cat TV, scratching at the door with my big man paws, running out the door whenever it is opened which gets me in Big Trouble, making very sad mraw mraw noises at the door. Since none of these have really WORKED, I am spending lots of time trying NEW things, which are also not working. Getting Out There is very hard.
5. We went to the VETS, and if you have been reading my blog for awhile, you know that this makes me VERY GROUCHY AND I MRAW MRAW AND HISS AND SOMETIMES BAT AT MY PERSON'S FACE AND EYEBALLS, WHICH IS NOT VERY NICE BUT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN, PERSON, AND EVEN THOUGH THIS VETS WAS DIFFERENT THAN THE ONE IN BROOKLYN THEY STILL BROUGHT OUT THE HAWK GLOVES FOR ME. THAT'S RIGHT, VETS!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! Also Sophie gets very scared when we go to the VETS and it makes her go poop in the carrier THAT I HAVE TO SHARE WITH HER. AND IT SMELLS. AND STICKS TO ME. This made me grouchy enough that I did not want to talk to anyone. Not even you, innernets. I am sorry.
6. It is starting to get HOTS. This ALSO makes me grouchy.
7. In Brooklyn, one of my favorite places to sleep was on the people TV on top of the cable box. In Merruhlind, we don't HAVE a big cable box. This ALSO makes me grouchy.
8. We are on some sort of weird foods schedule. This ALSO makes me grouchy.
9. Sophie STILL wants to play ALL THE TIME. THIS ALSO MAKES ME GROUCHY. I AM TRYING TO CLEAN MY TOES SOMETIMES.
10. I think those are maybe all of the things that made me grouchy lately. I have also been busy threatening the many wild cats that come onto our cat TV. There is a orange cat that my Person calls Sammy. He is ALMOST BIGGER THAN ME, and he comes on the cat TV every night, and I sit and mraw mraw at him. There is another orange cat too. This cat never had a ballsectomy, so my Person just calls him ballscat. Ballscat is not bigger than me, but he does have balls. So I mraw mraw EXTRA at him.
11. None of the cats on the cat TV are lady cats. This ALSO makes me grouchy.
12. Sophie has been having hairballs all over the place. My Person gives her hairball stuff to make this better. The hairball stuff smells like toona, so I get excited when it comes out and I try to eat it, but it just sticks to my whiskers and then I have to clean it and that ALSO MAKES ME GROUCHY.
13. What can I say, innernets? I'm a busy dude.

But, now that Brad Skool is almost done (I guess that means he is going to go dead), I will have more time to blog. This makes me NOT grouchy! So if any of my friends from the innernets are still checking up on me, I should be around more often.

Here is a bonus picture of my furchin for my lady friends:



I'm sure Sophie will be around too. (SIGH)

26 comments:

Skeezy said...

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!! I'm so glad yer bak!!!! Boy, I wish I had a grate furchin like yers, Kizzy!!!!

Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat said...

HEY KISMET IS BRAD SKOOL A BERD? CUZ IF HE IS I CAN HELP YOO MAKE HIM GO DED BUT YOO MITE HAVE TO HELP ME TAKE MY COLLAR WITH ALL THE BELLS OFF LIFE'S A TRIP!

Finnegan & Buddy said...

Hi Kis & Sophie!!

We sure haf missd you, we chek all the time to see if yore bak on the innernets.

We got a new sisfur her name is Jasmine maybe she can be frends wif Sophie she is orinch too.

Finny & buddy

Honey P. Sunshine said...

hi kismet, we are so glad yoo r back, brad skool sucks, say hi to sophie

Kelly Cat said...

Welcome back to the original Man Cat!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Dood, yoo don't know how much we missed yoo! Sadie has been checking alla time, she sez dat yoo need to teach me how to be a better mancat. Just cuz I don't hiss at other mancats in our yard...dey ain't doing nuffing but passing thru. Da gerls like yoor furchin piksher.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I would hate it if Mac ever went down at our house. I am glad you found your way back.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Finally! You're back, Kismet an' Sophie!! Yay!

Gosh, the Brad School dood is much more needy than he was when Mom was seein' him back in the furry early 90s ... I can only BARELY remember him 'cuz I was a tiny outside girl (belongin' to the horrible kids) then. I can help you an' Tripper make him go dead 'cuz I know some of his tricks. Hee hee ...

Oh, an' I really like your furchin ... Yowsa!

DMM

Daisy said...

Hooray! Hooray! You are back! I missed you so much.

ps: HI SOPHIE!!!!!

Cecilia, The 2Bs & Madness said...

You are back! Yay! We missed you. And Sophie.

Kimo & Sabi said...

WElsome back Kismet!

Riley & Tiki said...

We are very glad you are back!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Kismet!! Dude, its been rough keeping up the Man Cat stuff without you around. And seriously, I think Skeezy might blow a gasket just seeing you posting again.

Chase

Quasi said...

Thanks for letting us know where you'd been. I think the fact that the vet has to get out HAWK gloves when you come in is so totally cool! Work it, dude!

The Crew said...

Kis, dude, you've had it hard. No wonder you're grouchy!

Anyway, we're glad you're back.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

oh kizzie- we wure thinking about making anothur missing powstur. Were sooo glad yoo didn't run away with yer chiwawa friends!

Bad mac, bad mr. Bradskool. How rude of them to add to yer grumpiness!!

Angus Mhor said...

Hey, Kismet! HOW YA DOIN', DOOOOOOD! I've been checkin', and heard over at SKeezy's that you were back! Good to See Ya!

Mr. Echo said...

Well I diddint know yoo wuz gone! I'm a noob on the innernets. Nice to meetcha. I'd be kranky too if I had to go thru whut yoo did. See ya laterz...

Honey P. Sunshine said...

Happy Mothers Day to your mommakitty

Aoise said...

we haven't met but I've herd of your reputasion. You is some hansdome cat, what I can see in the fotos.

Derby said...

Hi Kiz, welcome back. I hope your bean and Brad School get togethr so you have more time to blog.

I missed you at the Meezer party the other night.

Junior said...

Welcome back!!!!!!!!!!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Hi Kismet! Great to hear from you! We have not been posting either and Mom thinks that we will have to discontinue our blog altogether. Sigh.

We always enjoy your posts. Remember, it's quality, not quantity.

Purrs and hugs,
~Bathsheba

iamfelix said...

Welcome back, Kismet -- Sophie, too! You were both missed.

Maxine & Fletcher

The Fluffy Tribe said...

wow you have been busy Kismet ~the Fluffy TRibe

Casbah Kitten said...

I love this blog! Hope you don't mind if Jelly Bean reads it often....she's a cute little tortie with a lot of spunk!