Mraw there, stranger!

Sup, innernets. I have not blogged in many many days. There have been all sorts of STUFFS going on, but mostly I could not blog because it was my Person's birthday, and she seemed to be coming home very late and being very sleepy a lot, and so I had to cuddle with her, and teach Sophie how to do that, and make sure everything was okay. As you can tell my Person really appreciated it:
There was also some chunks-blowing and cat-teevee-watching, and some shirt-wearing, and all of the other big man cat things I do. And then that person who lives with my Person brought all this new stuff into the apartment and I am pretty sure that the stuff is presents for me and Sophie! (I think when it is your Person's birthday, you get presents too!) Like this thing (not an iggzact picture, but very similar):

This is clearly a GREAT CAT FORT for me and Sophie! It has hangy things on top that clink when you touch them with your paws (that is what Sophie likes to do). And my Person put some stuff on top, that when I walk by and push it with my paw, it falls on the floor with a GREAT crash. And underneath is a hiding spot where I can hide, but I have also had to add it to my patrols, because it is another one of those places where mices or cats or other FOODS might be hiding. All in all, a great present.
And on top of the fort was this:

There was some stuff in it, but I am pretty sure it is a bed for me.

So I chewed on it to see how it tasted. Not bad!
And then I inspected all the stuff, to make sure there was nothing vishus inside.
A great bed! Thanks person who lives with my Person! (this series of photos also serves as my Man Cat Monday post, since exploring intrepidly is a very manly thing to do)

Additionally, I got tagged for a survey by my good friend Merlin. I am very excited to do it!

A. Name four places you have lived
1. On the street, with the gang of chiwahwahs.
2. At the pet store, where I was lefted.
3. With that very nice girl Kara who taught me how to pose for pictures.
4. With my Person!

B. Four things I love to watch
1. The cat teevee! Espeshully when the Tommy is on it.
2. My Person's face when I throw things off of the dresser or mraw real loudly.
3. The water running in that big white box thing.
4. Sophie, when I am being sneaky and getting ready to pounce.

C. Four places I have been outside my home
1. The vets. I HATE THE VETS.
2. Outside on my leesh.
3. In my big carrier on the subway, when I came from Kara's to here.
4. The pet store!

D. Four websites I visit daily
1. My friend Skeezix's blog.
2. Hotmail!
3. Merlin's blog.
4. Lots of other cat blogs!


E. Four of my favorite foods.
1. Friskies wet foods
2. Temptayshuns
3. Cheeses
4. Dry foods too

F. Four places I would rather be right now
1. Sleeping on top of the person's teevee (where I will probably go when I am done with this!)
2. Outside on my leesh, but only if it is not so very cold.
3. Having the foods
4. Camping out!


G. Four toys I have owned and played with
1. The VISHUS RIBBON WAND WHICH IS NOT REALLY A TOY.
2. Tin foil balls that my Person makes for me
3. My Person's VISHUS HANDS WHICH ARE NOT REALLY TOYS BUT VISHUS.
4. The VISHUS DANGLIES WHICH ARE VISHUS LIKE THIS ONE:

H. Four nicknames people call me
1. Kissy-met
2. "just a big guy"
3. Mitters
4. Little bobcat

I. Regarding catnip
Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it


J. Regarding cat grass
Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it


K. First things I buy after winning the lottery
1. Many shirts.
2. Some delishus FOODS!
3. A heated cat bed
4. I would bribe my Person to please NEVER GIVE ME A PAWDICURE EVER AGAIN MRAW

L. Four things I do besides eat sleep and litter box
1. Watch the cat teevee.
2. Wrestle with Sophie.
3. Attack the vishus danglies.
4. Go on my patrols to keep everyone safe which my Person does not really appreciate but I do it anyway because I AM A GOOD CAT.

M. Four things I want to do this summer
1. Hopefully not be so HOTS all the time like I was last summer.
2. Eat some FOODS!
3. Humps
4. Sleep with my big feets crossed

N. My four most prized possessions that have limited value to anyone else
1. My Person!
2. My gray sweatshirt.
3. My yellow cat grass planter from my Person's person's person!
4. My big man paws and whisker humps.

O. What I am going to do before tomorrow
1. Clean my very big toes.
2. Give Sophie a bath.
3. Do my patrols.
4. Hump and sleep.

P.Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play
paper bags
plastic bags
boxes
Other (explain)
I like to sit my booty on plastic bags but I don't like to hide in them. I don't really hide very much, but I like the cat tent sometimes.

Q. Four other pets that Mommy has had with me
Just Sophie!

Thanks for all of the comments and emails wondering where I was. Everything is ok and I am going to try to blog more now!!