Thursday, February 01, 2007

Cat box woes

I have made an interesting observayshun today. Who does this remind you of?

Do you think Sophie is FAMOUS???? This is what I thought at first. That I was living with a silebritee. But then I realized that if Sophie was famous for being on the bag of cat box stuff, she would probably be better at the cat box stuff. Like, she would probably actually remember to cover her poops, and she would not run around with them stuck to her booty. And she DEFINITELY WOULD NOT DO THINGS LIKE THIS TO MY LITTER BOX:
You can tell it is MY cat box, because it's blue. Because I am a MAN cat. Sophie's cat box is pink, because she is a GIRL cat. As you can see, I am very disgusted in this picture. I am looking at my cat box with shame and sadness. And next to me, Sophie does not even look ashamed! And my Person did not even seem to MIND, she just said "Expressing ourselves kreeaytively, huh guys?" AS IF I HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS!! I am a big guy and I obveeisslee know how to cover my poops and not get them all over the entire world.
Here is a closer up picture of the mess:
So if you are ever looking at the bag of cat box stuff and are thinking that the cat on there is my sister Sophie, THINK. AGAIN.

EDIT: Okay my Person read my post and she said that if I am going to blog about Sophie being bad at the cat box then I had to edit it to tell everyone that I pooped on the chair today. And I DID but only because the cat box OBVEEISSLEE NEEDED TO BE CLEANED and so did the wall and I am sorry and I really love my Person but she is not the greatest ever at cleaning the cat box. So yes. I pooped on the chair. However I did NOT PEE ON IT OR THE COUCH (the one I pee on sometimes), and after I did it the cat boxes magically got cleaned. And so did the wall. I rest my poop.

21 comments:

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Kismet, it looks like you have a lot of work ahead of you teaching Sophie proper litter box techniques.

Love,
~Bathsheba

Mattingly said...

Kismet, it's terrible that sometimes drastic actions need to be taken, but that's just the way it is. Once I peed on some laundry in the bathroom, and on a blanket in the living room. After that, my Mom became MUCH more diligent in cleaning our box.

Daisy said...

hahahahahah! That picture of you and Sophie lookin' at the mess is priceless. You look disgusted, and Sophie looks embarassed.

I am trying to figure out how the poopies got on the WALL!

Junior said...

OH NO! Looks like someone has lots to learn!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Oh boy, I can't even figure out how she did that! I mean, that is some flinging talent right there!

Of course you pooed on the chair, it wasn't clean enough in the box. Makes perfect sense to me.

Chase

Hot(M)BC said...

Um ok I'll fink again. Rite after DPBlogger coffs up all the pikshurs. I knows at leest won is missin cuz Daisy's commented bout won I can't see! Maybee yoo shuld poop on DPBlogger. Or pee on it. Or bof.
Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee

Emma's Kat said...

Oh my. This makes me think of the movie with Eddie Murphy, Daddy Daycare, lol. When he opens the door to the bathroom and well, if you've seen the movie I'm sure Eddie was looking at something similar to Kismet's litterbox, lol.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Our Mommakitty says yur momma needs to remember, she probably would like to have to use a full toilet!

Maobert Nichols said...

Man, Kiz, yoo shood thank yer lukky stars yoo don't live with the wite rat (hoo wood LOVE a pink litter box, btw). His sqwerts are better now, but for, oh, the ferst cuppul of yeers he was the Jacksun Polluck of Poop. Walls, floors, evryware. At leest Sophie looks imberrust.

Tara said...

Wow, that must have been some heavy duty digging action to do that! I dig pretty hard, and sometimes I accidently kick out some previous poops, but I've never gotten one to stick on the wall! Thats cool! Tara

The Meezers said...

see, sometimes you just haf to poop on a chair to make your point.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha snort, ha ha ha ha I know it is wrong to laugh, but i just can't help it! It is priceless! Your faces say it all. My mommy would freak out if I did that. The chair pooping is understandable, a clean litterbox or "bust!!"

Cecilia & The 2Bs said...

Wow, she's got talent.

Eric and Flynn said...

How did she do that??? I don't fink we cud get them to stick to the walls. Good ideer abowt pooping on the chair. We'll remember dat furr when owr litter box is dirty.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

whatever you've gotta do to train your person and Sophie is justified. that's just yucky.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

That's hillarious. We were laffing at Sophies picktur on the littur bag and than we were dubblie laffing when we saw yer luk after seeing the stinkie mess yer sistur made by YER littur box.

DaisyMae Maus said...

It looks like Sophie needs to retake Remedial Poop Etiquette 101 because she obviously failed the course (You should get your person signed up for a tutorial, too).
DMM

Mu shue Pooh King Cat said...

lilly lu pops next to the box bcuse she not happy wiff the litter in the box. She refuses to cover at all or clean her bottom she said that way it get scooped faster

DEBRA said...

Sophia

Don't feel bads ... I has problems wif poopy butts too, nearly all manxies do, and I has frequent axe-cee-dents wif poo. Momma juss cleans up after me and has lotsa frow rugs to wash.

Abby

Forty Paws said...

Oh, bless your little hearts. Looks like somebody had squishy poops and flung them everywhere!!! One of us hangs his butt over the edge sometimes. Maw and Paw calls that an OLBE (out of litterbox experience).
Luf, Us

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