Tuesday, January 30, 2007

The chunks

There were some unforchewnit things happening this morning. I was SO EXCITED about my foods that I blew them as chunks....and then I ate them (the foods that I already ate)...and then I blew them as chunks AGAIN.

THAT HAS NEVER EVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE IN MY WHOLE LIFE EVER.

I was VERY embarrassed. What kind of big man cat can't handle his foods to the point where he blows them as chunks TWICE??? So I made a sad try at eating them a THIRD time, and then became very disgusted and walked away. What's worse is that my Person was watching ALL OF THIS and so I figured now she probably thinks I am a wimp too.

BUT THEN Sophie saw how grouchy I was, and she told me that I should go in my Person's room (where we attack the vishus danglees), and that everything would be fine in a few minutes. And then she went and ate all those foods for me!! All the foods that I had already eaten and thrown back up. I thought that was REAL nice of her. Real sisterly. She drives me nuts sometimes, but other times she is pretty ok. Plus, the fact that she can eat foods that are already eaten just proves that I have been teaching her REAL well. Before you know it, she will be humping like a pro!

So this is me, happy after the eatings of all the chunks. I am wearing a sweatshirt and sitting my booty on a box:


I like this picture because even though I have just had some non-man-cat behavior, I am still looking like a big man cat. I am very tall, and my whiskers are long and my whisker humps are still big, and so are my feets!

I hope all of your Tuesdays were less chunky than mine.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kismet, you are precious. In a big man cat sort of way.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

So, did you get anything else to eat? A Big Man Cat's gotta eat, y'know. Besides, maybe you were secretly testing Sophie to see if she was absorbing your lessons so to speak. That's not wimpy.

Kisses,
~Bathsheba

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Wow, we cood use Sophie heer at owr howse. Thare's bin a lot of chunk blowing lately. The Food Lady always wates in the hope that the chunks will "disapeer" but uzhully they don't. And then she fergits and steps in them.

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Oh, wate. I don't think I'm suppost to tell abowt the Food Lady not kleening up chunks rite away.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Sophie yer a true wingcat!!! Way to go!!!

Tara said...

You are still a good man cat, and your sister is very sweet to help out saving face! Tara

Daisy said...

Wow, I have learnt something important. I did not know that chunks could be recycled so many times. I still think you are manly, especially in that great sweatshirt.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Yoo were jus breaking down the proteins fur the next cat. That was nice of yoo. Mom says she still is getting a little gaggy thinking bout it.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Kismet, if eating your own chuncks twice doesn't make you a Big Man Cat, I don't know what would. I'd be proud of that!
Great job training Sophie! It appears you've been a good big brother and have taught her well....

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hey, mom neffur lets us eet eech offers chunks! When we blow she sez yuck and runs fur a paper towel. Yoor ladee iz furry nice to let yoo guys re-eet da chunks, and Sophie is a good sisfur to help yoo save face. Mom's still making gaggy sounds, now there's a wimp.

The Meezers said...

heh heh heh - I blew chunks all ofurr Mommy at 3am in the bed this morning. Then I ran while she was all yelly.
Mommy says that no matter how big a man cat you is, she just wants to pick you up and kiss your "sweet face". blech. - Miles

Junior said...

Man Kismet...that is somethin else! I hope you are not getting sick!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

Wow, that Sophie really is great to have around. We could've used her at our house yesterday. The manufacturer discontinued the only type of food that ever stayed in my stomach 100% of the time, and now I'm back to yakking it up again.
Midnight

BK said...

Hi Kismet. I showed your chunks post to Jasmine (a bean). First she laughed, but then she said that blowing chunks is totally Big Man Cat behaviour, so you shouldn't worry about thinking it's wimpy.

Jasmine has lived with many poodins and the Biggest Big Man Cat she's ever known used to blow chunks quite regularly. His name was Bartholomeow (nickname was Thollie) and he was such a Big Man Cat that he once beat up a woofie who was many times bigger than him!! He ran really fast and built up momentum and then rammed a huge headbutt into the side of the woofie, and knocked him over. The woofie was so intimidated by Thollie that he ran off all scared of the Big Man Cat!!

Like you, Thollie also used to get very excited by his food. Jasmine thinks that he was so excited that he forgot to chew the food properly and that's why he blew chunks.