Tuesday, April 03, 2007

The results are IN!

I did not hear about my pee until YESTERDAY because the VETS never called my Person when they said they would! I was kind of fine with this, because I hate the VETS and I also hate hearing about my pee, and just to drive this point home I made sure to pee again on the chair last night. But anyway, my Person heard back from the VETS, after she called them three times, which made her very grouchy, and my pees are fine. WHICH I KNEW ALL ALONG, THANK YOU. My pee's pee aytch is normal and I do not have any crystals, which are sparkly things that girl cats wear, so of course I do not have any. This whole thing was stupid. I should never have had to go to the VETS to begin with.

Anyway, I did not pee on the chair today. My Person said she talked to the nice man who introduced us and that he has given her lots of ideas to stop the peeing on the chair. I just mrawed at her and made sure that she remembered that SOME persons think that I am a HAWK, and maybe she shouldn't mess around with me too much, if you know what I am SAYING.

I am sure that I will pee on the chair again at some point, though. You have to keep your persons on their toes.

20 comments:

Daisy said...

Oh Kismet, I am very happy that your pee is good. When my pee went bad, I had to have SURGERY to remove the rocks in my bladder. You are lucky.

Now that the VET thinks you are like a big hawk, maybe you won't have to go there again!

Kismet said...

Were the rocks in your bladder crystals, Daisy?

Jake and Bathsheba said...

I'm glad that you're okay, Kismet. My brother Jake has had pee problems, but we think he does it because he's territorial because there's nothing physically wrong. Some years ago, he was messing up the side of a sofa so they got rid of that. He soiled the carpet (oh, and I did too), so they replaced that, and Jake even had the audacity to pee on Dad's music stand. (Dad was NOT PLEASED, but somehow Jake got away with it because he is Dad's favorite.) Whenever he does that a lot, he has to spend more time outside on the deck, but I think he likes that "punishment." And out there he pees on the grill cover.

~Bathsheba

The Meezers said...

yay! we is glad your pee is fine. Grampa Norton usded to pee on EFURRYFING - the rug, the chair, the couch. he just liked to pee efurrywhere. mommy spened a forchun on Nature's Miracle, but it was the only fing that werked on the smells. Also, feli-way werked a little too.

Daisy said...

Kismet, there are two kinds of bladder stones: struvite and oxalate. Mine were oxalate. I am not sure if the crystals they look for in the urine is the same thing as the stones. I had several big stones, and a whole bunch of little tiny stones that they scooped out. When I had them, I was going in and out and in and out of my litter box and peeing PINK colored urine (because there was blood mixed in).

I have also heard that Feliway can help inappropriate urination.

Caesar + Prinnie said...

Hey Kismet. I am glad your pee is good. I like to pee on stuff about once every other month... so you can try that too. Sumtimes mommie calls me Mr. Peepee...

~Caesar

Finnegan & Buddy said...

We're furry glad yore ok, Kismet. And yore rite, it's impawtent to keep yore Person on her toes. Plus the crystals are not fun or pretty like the ones girly cats ware. I had some too and they were furry owchy!

How is Sophie? More pikchers of her pleeeese.

Yore frend Buddy

One of us said...

and peeing in inappropriate places does just that, keeps them on their toes. (I know from experience) ~Merlin and the Poiland Tribe

Rosie & Cheeto said...

AMAZINGLY Grate news! We had no idea thay wure checking fur crystuls or else we would have told yer lady the same thing yoo did../MANCAT's sure don't have crystuls (unless thay are wite and have a gurlfriend whose name rhymes with Frazzie).

Were soooo happy, we mite pee on the cowch in yer honur!

Dobby said...

I think you are very right, Kismet. I have never peed on a chair, but maybe I will.

DaisyMae Maus said...

It's a furry good thing about your pee problem. I'm certain that it would not have been fun for you to have crystals. My grandad had crystals one time and I had NO IDEA that the place where you pass 'em is so small ... Ouch!

I am furry confused about why the boy cats have to pee on stuff. Cocoa Puff still does that and Mom has to shampoo the carpet which is not not-so-dark-green in places. I asked Mom why and she just shrugged at me. Boys!

DMM

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Mrawwwwr Kismet, I'z glad dat yoor pee iz o.k. tho peeing on furnichur prolly izent da best idea. Hope yoo don't hafta go back to da vet fur a veeeery long time. The last time I went dey pulled out a toof and it hurted. 'Course I did get pain medisin dat made me feel reeeely good!~Sadie

The Furry Kids said...

Kismet, we're all glad your pee is fine. We are very impressed that you convinced the V-E-T that you're a hawk. We'll remember that the next time we go to the V-E-T.
Love,
Titus, Tazo, & Earl Grey

Mattingly said...

Thank goodness for Good Pee. We're very glad you are ok Kismet. We just moved and I thought maybe we moved closer to you because we are now near the Eff-trayn too... but Mom says it's a long line and she thinks she remembers that you live in Brooklyn, so we aren't close. But now it would be easier to go for a visit!

Fat Eric said...

Phew, I am glad your pee was OK Kismet.

Happy Easter to you and Sophie. Sophie really should sign up for the Gorgeous Gingers page, would you tell her?

Josh said...

Hey There! We're in Brooklyn too (Bay Ridge) ... we'll send a link over from mcwc.

Boy said...

Our persons should just wisten to us shouldn't they? When we tell them we're fine, they never wisten. And they send us all the way to the evil shooty person's pwace.

Elgar said...

Hallo Kismet! I have been reading your blog. I am glad your pee is OK! I do not pee on things, but yesterday I did blow chunks on my person's bed. I thought this was very manly, but my person wasn't so sure. Although I am a man cat, I am not very manly. I hope to learn to be more manly by reading your blog.

The Meezer Gang said...

good pee is way better than bad pee! but all pee is bad when one leaves it on the bath mat (nicky)...
purrs,
Kaia & Stella, but not Nicky, cuz we told on him.

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