Monday, October 01, 2007

Man Cat Monday

WELL INNERNETS. WE MEET AGAIN.

The innernets and I have not been getting along lately. The innernets, in fact, has not even BEEN IN MY PARTMENT for MANY WEEKS NOW. My Person was only able to find the innernets Out There, and since my Person DOES NOT REALLY LET ME GO OUT THERE, I could not use the innernets. This has made me very grouchy. I would have mraw'd to fix the rowter, but there was not even a rowter to fix until today, and then some other guy came into my partment and fixed it before my Person even gave me a chance. IN FACT, she locked me in the bedroom while he was here! She probably did not want him to be jealous about my innernets-fixing-skills. I guess I can understand that.

Anyway, but I have innernets now, innernets! SO NOW I GET TO FINALLY POST!

So I am posting a Man Cat Monday post. It has been a VERY LONG TIME since I have been able to do this so I hope that I remember how!





This is me weighing in on the scale in the person litterbox room. I do this every single day. I know that this might not SEEM very manly, but it is very important to keep an eye on your fizeek. You do not want to start losing weight, because that will make you smaller and so not so much of a BIG MAN CAT. But you also do not want to get fat! It is a delicate balance, being a man cat. I find that my sea lion yoga really helps me keep my bulk in check!

If your persons have a scale, I recommend weighing in!

Now that I have gotten the innernets into shape, I hope to post more often. Also, my fifth birthday is coming SOON! It is on Wednesday! That will also be two years that I have been with my Person. I hope she is getting me something good. And manly.

71 comments:

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I try to avoid the scale....it gets the Awesome Man thinking I need a D.I.E.T. That is bad for a Big Man Cat. We miss you dude. Hope the innernets are good now.

Chase

Daisy said...

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! I am very happy the innernets came back to your house. I think the repair-person was very intimidated by you, and that is why you could not be in the same room with him. It sounds very hard to be such a big Mancat.

I hope you get lots of good stuff for your birthday! Wednesday is not very much time from now.

The Meezers said...

YAY! Kismet is back!! And looking furry manly!!!

Henry Helton said...

My Lady has been saying that she is going to weight me soon. She wants to see if I have gained any weight. She thinks I could stand to gain a pound or so. I agree.

It's nice that your internet is working again. I was wondering where you had went.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

we see your weighing in at about 12 pounds, furry manly

Derby said...

Another October kittie. I personally try to stay off the scale.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Welcome back to the Innernets, Kismet! We missed you.

~J&B

You look as handsome and mancatly as ever, Kismet.

MMRROOWW,
~Bathsheba

Shohom67 said...
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Shohom67 said...

Hi,

I'm the admistrator for the Flickr Group:

Really HUGE Cats / Really Cute Kittens and Cubs

Since you are such a BIG MAN CAT we'd love you to join our group and then post lots of your BIG MAN CAT pictures! You definantly qualify, by your recent picture. (You must be 13 pounds or over to join Really HUGE Cats! Unless your kitten or cub) Hope to see ya there

>^. .^< HUGE Cats RULE!
Dan

PS: Your Man Cat Blog ROCKS!

Merlin said...

Dude, Kismet! Hi! Glad to see you!

I wish I could get on the scale, but my Mom PUT IT IN A CLOSET and I can't get the door open. I'm a little worried about my weight. But I know that Mom still grunts when she picks me up and calls me "Big Man" so I hope I'm okay.

Caesar and Princess said...

This is a good idea, Kismet.
You are such a mancat!

We are very happy to hear from you by the way. We hope all is well with you, and your little sister, and your mom and Brad skul are getting along okay.

purrrrs, Princess

Skeezy said...

I am 7.1 on the skale. I'm never gonna be a big man cat, am I? ::looks down deejektedly::

Skeezy said...

Hay, Kizzy, if yoo'll send me yer adress, I've got a berthday prezint to send yoo! skeezix AT skeezixthecat DOT com

Gemini said...

OH Skeezix said to come by and say Happy Birthday! Happy Birthdy and it's furry nice to meet you!

DK & The Fluffies said...

Hoppy Birthday!

Eric and Flynn said...

We're glad yoo remembered how to do yer Mancat Monday post, and we're glad to see yoo back cuz like Skeezix sez, yer the orijinnul mancat.
Haf a furry happy purrfday and we hope yoo git loads of mancat fings.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

oh wow..that is an excellent idea but I don't want the human to put me on a diet so I will be avoiding the scales at all costs! x

Honey P. Sunshine said...

happy birthday kismet

The Crew said...

Happy 5th Purrthday, Kis, to the mancat that invented Mancat Monday. Dude...you are in your PRIME.

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Hi Kismet, it is nice to meet you. We also want to wish you a Happy Birthday.

Our mom does not like the scale. She says it is not her friend. Bounce has lost weight because of his hyperthyroid but he eats like a pig!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Happy 5th Birthday :-)

THE ZOO said...

Happy 5th Purrthday Kismet. I weigh myself too.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hello Kismet, how yoo doin'? hehehe~Sadie
Welcome back dude! Glad yoo gots yoor innernets fixed. Dat guy was prolly furry intimidated by yoor big mancat status.~Speedy
Happy Purrthday Kismet from all of us (dat would include da mom bean).

Riley & Tiki said...

Happy Birthday, Kismet!!!

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

O, Kismet, happy Purrthday. Skeezix just posted it on tha CB.
Glad to see u's back on tha innernets.
Purrs, KC

Jimmy Joe said...

Hi Kismet! I understand your frustration--we just got our 'puter back from the computer hospital because it needed a new screen, and I haven't been able to check blogs in a long time. But now I can, and I wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday!
Your new buddy, Jimmy Joe

cyclone cats! said...

happee happee birfday Kismet!

Parker said...

It's good to have you back!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Happy Birthday Big Man Cat!!!

Latte

Hot(M)BC said...

Happy Purrthday Kismet!!! We hopes yoo gets something furry manly for your purrthday.
Purrrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee, Boni Maroni, Mini, Gree and Pepi

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Happy Happy Birthday Kismet!!!
Wow, the original BigManCat is only a little older than me, I'll be five in November.
Good job keeping tabs on your fizeek. It is very important.

Fat Eric said...

Happy happy purrthday, Kismet, hope it's a good one and you get lots of treats!

We don't have scales in our house, my humans don't want to know their weight...

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Happy Birthday, Kismet, our favorite big man cat. You and Skeezix inspired us to blog.

~J&B

Smooches from me--and you can clean my many toes!

~Bathsheba

Junior said...

Happy Purrthday Kismet!!!!! Hope you are having a GREAT day!

Dragonheart said...

Happy Birthday Kismet! :) I hope you have a great day! :)

Karen Jo said...

Happy Birthday, Kismet. I am glad that the innernets are back in your apartment again. I hope you get something very mancatly for your birthday.

The Meowers from Missouri said...

welcome back to the innernets an' the blogosphere, kismet!! you were nefur outta our minds an' hearts!

an' hippobirdietwoewe, dear big man cat! you was the first an' still the hunkiest (xing sez)!

may you live long an' spend many healthy years wif your person--

best fishes from
nels, ed, nitro, & xingxing

Mickey said...

Soooooooooooooooo! YOU are the big Mancat that started Mancat Monday! Well thanks.I'm Mickey,a House Panther Mancat! Oh and,
Happy 5th Birthday!!!!
You gives good advice!

Samantha & Tigger said...

Hi Kismet, we are Samantha & Tigger and are very pleased to meet you. Wow, the original Man Cat. Cool! Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy 5th Birthday to you, too. We hope to see a lot more of you on the internet. Hope you got lots of gifts for your BD!
Your FL furiends,

Ruis said...

I just heard it is your birthday, Kismet!

Happy, happy birthday, boy!!!

From me and the other kitties, and the beans in Holland!:)

Hooray!!!

Alexi said...

It's good to have you back and happy purrfday! Hope you get catnip, ham and all good things that you deserve!

The Meezers said...

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY PURRFDAY KISMET!!!!

(mommy still thinks you're the cutest kitty on the internets)

Tiger Lily said...

Happy Birthday Kismet! I hope you got lots of really good man catly things.

Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat said...

HAPPY BERTHDAY KISMET I HOPE I'M JUST LIKE YOO WIN I GRQW UP!!!!

The Cat Realm said...

Happy birthday Kismet! And thank you for that wonderful Mancat Monday meme, I love it! Have a beautiful birthday and hopefully we'll see more of you on the future!
Karl

Chairman Mao said...

Happy Burfday, Kismet! You are a superduper Mancat, big and handsum! I hope your innernets behave themselves!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao.

DEBRA said...

Happy Purrday to you Kismet! WE hopes yu celebrated with lots of catnip and cake!

Purrs
Abby

Kelly Cat said...

Happy birthday to the original Big Man Cat, and welcome back to the internets!

Magoo, Smudge, Bella & Dolce said...

Happy Purrthday, Kismet!

Annie Mosaic Cat said...

If there is anything more appealing and attractive than a LIBRA Big Mancat, I have not seen it yet.
Happy Happy Belated Birthday, you hunk of burning Mancat Love, you!

Tara said...

Welcome back and happy Birthday!!!

Tara

Boy said...

Yay for innernets being back!
I do hate those scales too, but mine Mummy makes me get on it once in a while and then she'll compwain that I'm too fat!
If she doesn't put me onto it, then I won't be too fat. She just never thinks!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Wow ... So THAT'S how you mancats stay in such masculine shape! I am furry impressed!

I hope that you had a wonderful birthday an' got lots of good stuff like toona juice an' shirts an' stuff.

DMM

lordjaders said...

Yes, I think a mancat of yourrr catsurrre should deserrrve something--rrratherrr Tommish, I think.

How about a cute little pink mousie?

Hee, hee,

Jade

One-Eyed Jack said...

Hmmmm, it seems as though you and the innernets are not on speaking terms again. Or is your person just to 'busy' to help you blog like my OTW keeps saying she is?

Well, I hope you had a happy birthdday and if you get this message in time (and my OTW says she's sorry it's so late, it's all her fault) I'm having a party today (Oct 13-Sat) and I'm inviting all the Sept/Oct Birthday/Gotchaday kitties to be my special Guests of Honour. If you can make it, will you be one of them?

Hope to see you here!

~Jack

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

Hi Kismet! I am sorry that I missed your birthday.
Happy (belated) fifth birthday! I am glad you get the internets back.

The Fluffy Tribe said...

stinky innernets ~The FLuffy Tribe

Patty Dogster said...

Meow - so glad you got the innernets back! This is the most awesome photo ever. Would you like to enter it into Catster's World's Coolest Dog and Cat Show? We would love to have you enter! It's free, there's some awesome prizes, and you can vote on your favorite photos. Meow!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

We miss you, Kismet! Are you dressing up for Halloween? Or has Elvis left the building?

~J&B

Kimo & Sabi said...

Welsome back to blogging - Happy Halloween!

The Cat Realm said...

I Dare You!
Yes, It is ME, Anastasia! Karl was thoughtful enough to put the Dare out on the Day of the Dead, so I can come personally! And if you don't accept the challenge, I might just come again and haunt you, Hahahahahahahahaha!
Anastasia

Daisy said...

Are you coming back soon? I miss you and Sophie!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Where are you, Kismet? And Sophie too.

~J&B

Skeezy said...

Boy, I shur do miss heering frum yoo and Sophie, Kizzy. But I'm glad yoo enterd the Werld's Coolest Cat Contest, cuz yer the coolest!!!!!!!! I gave yoo both 5s. Good Luck!

Tracy said...

Do you do crunches to keep yourself in shape?

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Honey P. Sunshine said...

tell that brad skool to give yer mommie back

Boy said...

You are invited to come over for mine 14th purrthday party! Come have a wook at the invitation at mine bwoggy!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Dude, dat Brad Skool guy gotta stop hogging yoor mom. We miss yoo.

Fat Eric said...

I am going round the blogs saying Happy Thanksgiving to all my Mericky friends! I am furry jealous that we don't have a turkey day here today but mum says I only have to wait till Christmas...:-)

Hot(M)BC said...

Hey Kismet, how are yall doing? We hopes yall are ok!
Happy Fanksgiving!
Purrrrrrrrrs!
Sanjee, Boni Maroni, Mini, Gree and Pepi

Skeezy said...

Is Sophie blogging today???? HAPPY GOTCHA DAY SOPHIE!!!!