Monday, March 05, 2007

Man Cat Monday (sort of)

I am sort of doing a Man Cat Monday post. I say sort of, because I am including a picture of my sister Sophie. I do not want to cause any CONFYOOZHIN, so I just want to make sure that everyone understands that Sophie is NOT a man cat. But lately, we have been reading a lot:
As you can see, I prefer grownup and manly books like Seabiscuit. This is a book about a horse, which is a big man type of creechur. Sophie on the other paw likes smaller pink books with titles like "Girl Talk". My Person says these are seereez, and that they are about teenage girls. I don't know what that means but I do know that this is nothing I am interested in reading, ever. But reading in general is a very good thing to do and can be either manly or wo-manly, depending on what you choose.

This weekend I also fixed the innernets, because my Person and that person who lives with my Person could not figure out how to get it to work. So I came to the rescue!
Those boxes are called rowters. They are what make the innernets come into my apartment. I think they do this by mraw mrawing and scaring the innernets into doing what they want, and that is why they are called ROW-ters. But their mrawing was not scaring the innernets enough because there was no innernets for awhile. So I sat my booty down next to them and cleaned my big man paws right in front of them and this seemed to make them understand exactly who is boss! I also mraw mraw'd a few times so the rowters would remember how to do it themselves. All of this is pretty manly, plus fixing things is manly all of the time.

25 comments:

Hot(M)BC said...

Wow, you fixed the innernets! That's definitely very manly, Kismet, bud. I'll have to try that next time the innernets leaves our house without telling us where it's going. Way to go, Kismet.

Purrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

Pee Ess. I prefer napping on books to reading them. Guess I'll have to work on that.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Nope, Sophie can neffur be a big man cat, but she will be a beyootiful lady cat! She's alredy pretty kyoot. It's reely good dat yoo are teaching her how to read, reading is good. And manly. And womanly. And good.~Speedy

Rosie & Cheeto said...

What wuld yer lady and hur roommate do withowt yoo Mraw Mrawing to fix the innurnets!?!?! Yer such a grate mancat.

And it's grate that yoo read a lot of manly books and yoo are introducing sophie to the wo-manly books. Yer so cul, Kismet!

Daisy said...

Kismet, I am very proud of you for fixing the internets. I think reading is good too. I am happy that Sophie is already reading! I especially like to curl up with my Mommie when she is reading.

Finnegan & Buddy said...

Good job, Kismet! Fixing the innernets is deffynitly a big man-catly fing to do. Reeding is furry impawtant for efurrycat and efurrybean. I like to sit rite on mom's chest wen she reeds, that way I can reed too. Rite now we are reeding a book abowt manly mowntane climbing! Silly beans need ropes and stuff tho, not like us cats.

Yore frend Buddy

Madness said...

Wow, I'm very impressed with your big man cat pictures and all the mraw-mrawings. Would you like to be a ChippenDude? You can read more about it on our blog and I would love you to join.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Yes, real men really know how to work all the technical stuff. Can you come over and work on our computer? Jake's too busy patrolling outside.

~Bathsheba

Kismet, it'd be cool if you joined the ChippenDudes. DaisyMae Maus told me that she's already saving up dollar bills.

And we're like brothers, Dude! Every now and then I have a real Kismet look to me.

~Jake

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Precious is still little so she reads books like The Cat In The Hat.

Patches

said...

Yay for saving the day.
what would we do... what would we do?

I am glad that you are reading too. You look in your pictures like you have everything under control over there. Good manly work!

Madness said...

Kismet, I'm very happy that you are now a ChippenDude. You don't have to do anything, just continue to be a big hansome man cat. So, just be yourself.

I'm going to post some ChippenDude-related posts soon, but the Freak needs to help me and she says at the moment she is too busy with work. Grrrrfft!

McSkeezix said...

Kiz, yoo are an inspirayshun! Yoo are not only manly, but yoo are HANDY, too. This is sumthing Mr TF is not, altho he duz yell at owr rowters sumtimes and sez werds on my bad werds list.

Ware duz Sophie git thoze kyoot pink books she reeds? I think I wood like to git sum of thoze.

Merlin said...

That is furry manly, Kismet. I aspire to one day be as manly as you!!

Also, your Top 100 cat links box in your sidebar isn't clickable, and if we can click on it, you will move up in the rankings... Just so you know. A Man Cat like you should be high on the list!

Eric and Flynn said...

Dat is sirtinnly furry manly to fix the innernets. Can yoo tell us how to fix ours, cuz it keeps going away.

muffinmidi said...

Hi Kismet,
I'm a big man cat,too. I like to lay across books. W kitties don't have to read them like our people do. We absorb the words through our fur.

DaisyMae Maus said...

It is furry good that you're so talented with the innernets ... Sometimes they just have to be frightened into submission ... That takes a big man cat.
DMM

One of us said...

Wow Kismet you are furry "handy" heehee. We agree wif readin' We luv it when Mom reads to us. When she is to busy too, then we read the books ourselfs ~Merlin, Shadow, KO kO

Karen Jo said...

Fixing the internets was a very mancatly thing to do. I like books, too.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Kismet (and Sophie), we miss you two!

~J&B

BK said...

Kismet, dude, wherez you been? How are we all supposed to learn how to be Big Man Cats without your posts about sitting your booty on things, wearing cool clothes, attacking vishus stuff, and generally mraw mrawing at things?

Rosie & Cheeto said...

WHO DO WE MISS?
KISMET and sophie

WHO DO WE MISS?
KISMET and sophie

WHO DO WE MISS?
KISMET and sophie

Rosie & Cheeto said...

KISMET-

We created a 'missing postur' cause we miss yoo and yer mancatliness!

Whare are yoo, BIG mancat Kismet?!?!?!

Daisy said...

Yooohoooo! Oh Kismet! Where have you and Sophie been?

The Meezer Gang said...

Hi, Kismet! We were just dropping by to say Hello!!! Nice to meet you!

Skeezix said...

We Miss Yoo, BIG mancat Kismet

Derby said...

Kismet you OK? Haven't heard from you in a while.