SO BUSY

SUP INNERNETS!!! I have been such a busy man cat lately that I have just not had time to blog. I want to thank ALL OF MY INNERNET friends who left me messages and comments, and I ESPESHULLY want to thank Rosie and Cheeto, who even went so far as to make a missing poster for me. I am real sorry that I made everyone so worried. But rest ushered that I am fine!

Here are some of the things that have been happening. First of all it was Saynt Patrick's Day last weekend. This is a day where all the persons wear green and pretend that they are Irish, and they drink things that are sometimes also green. Sophie has orange fur, so my Person thinks she is definitely Irish (something about how all redheads are, which I do not really understand, because Sophie's head is not red, and like I just said her fur is ORANGE), but since I am a very handsome brown and black and grey color, my Person decided to give me some green stuff to wear.

The thing around my neck is called a bandanna. I got it from my Aunt Amy, who has many meezer cats. Her meezer cats work with her in her doctor's office - she is a doctor for real tiny persons who have trouble paying attention in school. And they have bandannas for EVERY HOLIDAY EVER. I have one for Thanksgiving too. My Aunt Amy sends me one for every holiday. I have never met her, but she seems real nice! Anyway, I think it kinda tough to pull off a bandanna, but I think I look pretty handsome. The green brings out my eyes. I definitely look Irish, which means that I look good in green.

But the OTHER thing that happened - which is the REAL REASON why I couldn't blog for so long - is that my Person got a new computer! It is named Mack, and it looks like this:

I was real excited when I found out about it. Since it is named Mack, I know that it is a MAN CAT computer, because a girl computer would never be called Mack. You can also tell that Mack is for man cats because he has a apple on him. A apple is some gross foods that only Sophie would eat, but it is still a type of foods, so you know that Mack understands the IMPORTANT things. But Mack works a lot different than the old computer, so it has taken me some time to get used to it. But as you can tell, I am getting the hang of it now!

I have also been very busy protesting my feeding skedjuwul. I am a very big guy and I would like my foods more than just two times a day. So I have been trying real hard to walk around the apartment a lot and mraw mraw MUCH MORE THAN NORMAL. And in the mornings as soon as I get hungry, I go sit my booty on top of my Person when she is sleeping and mraw mraw real loud. And when she opens her eyes and looks at me, I just give her the "What? I do not know what you are confused about? Mraw?" And then she will close them again. And then I repeet. Sophie has kinda been ruining this plan, though, by licking my Person's face in the mornings. I think maybe she has been reading Skeezix's blog and is mistaking our Person for Mr. Tasty Face - because while I love my Person and all, in the morning, I would much rather be EATING SOME FOODS.

Anyway, so that is what has been going on. Now that Mack and I have gotten to know each other I will be blogging more, I PROMISE!