Friday, March 23, 2007


SUP INNERNETS!!! I have been such a busy man cat lately that I have just not had time to blog. I want to thank ALL OF MY INNERNET friends who left me messages and comments, and I ESPESHULLY want to thank Rosie and Cheeto, who even went so far as to make a missing poster for me. I am real sorry that I made everyone so worried. But rest ushered that I am fine!

Here are some of the things that have been happening. First of all it was Saynt Patrick's Day last weekend. This is a day where all the persons wear green and pretend that they are Irish, and they drink things that are sometimes also green. Sophie has orange fur, so my Person thinks she is definitely Irish (something about how all redheads are, which I do not really understand, because Sophie's head is not red, and like I just said her fur is ORANGE), but since I am a very handsome brown and black and grey color, my Person decided to give me some green stuff to wear.

The thing around my neck is called a bandanna. I got it from my Aunt Amy, who has many meezer cats. Her meezer cats work with her in her doctor's office - she is a doctor for real tiny persons who have trouble paying attention in school. And they have bandannas for EVERY HOLIDAY EVER. I have one for Thanksgiving too. My Aunt Amy sends me one for every holiday. I have never met her, but she seems real nice! Anyway, I think it kinda tough to pull off a bandanna, but I think I look pretty handsome. The green brings out my eyes. I definitely look Irish, which means that I look good in green.

But the OTHER thing that happened - which is the REAL REASON why I couldn't blog for so long - is that my Person got a new computer! It is named Mack, and it looks like this:

I was real excited when I found out about it. Since it is named Mack, I know that it is a MAN CAT computer, because a girl computer would never be called Mack. You can also tell that Mack is for man cats because he has a apple on him. A apple is some gross foods that only Sophie would eat, but it is still a type of foods, so you know that Mack understands the IMPORTANT things. But Mack works a lot different than the old computer, so it has taken me some time to get used to it. But as you can tell, I am getting the hang of it now!

I have also been very busy protesting my feeding skedjuwul. I am a very big guy and I would like my foods more than just two times a day. So I have been trying real hard to walk around the apartment a lot and mraw mraw MUCH MORE THAN NORMAL. And in the mornings as soon as I get hungry, I go sit my booty on top of my Person when she is sleeping and mraw mraw real loud. And when she opens her eyes and looks at me, I just give her the "What? I do not know what you are confused about? Mraw?" And then she will close them again. And then I repeet. Sophie has kinda been ruining this plan, though, by licking my Person's face in the mornings. I think maybe she has been reading Skeezix's blog and is mistaking our Person for Mr. Tasty Face - because while I love my Person and all, in the morning, I would much rather be EATING SOME FOODS.

Anyway, so that is what has been going on. Now that Mack and I have gotten to know each other I will be blogging more, I PROMISE!


Rosie & Cheeto said...

YEAAAA, we were so wurried yoo ran away with a pak of wild chiwawas or travuled cross countrie on a harlie-davidsun with a diffurent pretty gurl cat frum each state!!

Turns owt yoo were just hanging owt with yer friend, Mack, and starving!!!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Kismat, we're so relieved that you're okay. We guess that as you get to know Mack better, you'll become tight buds.

Thanks for the update.


I missed you so much that if you'd like to come over and lick between all my toes, I'd be honored. (I don't think my boyfriend Bubbles will mind as long as it's strictly platonic.)


Skeezix said...

Kizzy, I am SO GLAD yer bak, becuz I wunted to tell yoo all abowt how I blowed chunks this week into the POWER STRIP by the teevee. I thot yoo'd be vary prowd of how kreative I was!

And yoo look GRATE in green!!!!

The Meezer Gang said...

We were wondering about you, too...We saw the missing poster, but tried to think only good thoughts. Glad this Mack friend got you back on your bloggie!

Daisy said...

Yay, Kismet is BACK! I was afraid maybe some vishus deer could have gotted you. You do look very good in green.

The Meezers said...

YAY!! Kismet is back!!!! we missded you!!!!!
that puter looks nice!

and YES, you deserf more foods.

Tara said...

Welcome back! Mom understands those reasons. She just got a MacBookPro herself, and was very busy playing music on St Patricks day (I posted some pictures and some of her music on my blog).

You look very dashing in the bandana.


Kismet said...

Roro and Cheeseballs - Thank you guys again for everything! I wish I had a more exciting story to tell you about lady cats, but I have just been wearing green and mrawing A LOT!

Bathsheba - I would LOVE to come clean your toes!! There are many of them!

Skeez - that is some GREAT chunks!! Did it take the Food Lady forever to clean it up?

Meezer Gang - Thanks for stopping by! I appreciate the good thoughts. I am real excited about Mack. So far he is vary quiet.

Daisy - I do not think there are any vishus deers in Brooklyn. Just the eff trayn!

Meezers - Thanks for the support in my foods campayn!!

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Kismet... I found your blog via Rosie and Cheeto.

I just want to tell you that your person will be very happy with her Mack. They are wonderful -- our man is a real Mack person and he wouldn't steer you wrong.

I'm glad you're Okay.
love, Pearl.

Derby said...

Good that no one katnapped you and Sophie, or your human. We have been missing our original ManCat on Mondays.

We all deserve more food, just the good kind though.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Kismet ... You look furry Irish with that bandanna on ... It makes me wanna post a silly photo of Sparky Fuzzypants wearin' his St. Paddy's Day hat.

We have a Macintosh, too ... 'cept ours is in a big tower ...

PeeSsss: I'm glad you're not among the missin' anymore. Meow to Sophie for me!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Kismet! Yoor back, mroowrrr big man. Yoo look good in dat bandana, and yoo shood haf more foods. Yoo are a big man cat and need da foods!

Eric and Flynn said...

Hey Kismet we're glad to see yoo back. We wuz gitting wurried about where yoo were. Hope yer gitting on well wiv yer noo frend Mack.
That green bandana soots yoo. Did yoo know dat in Ireland, Flynn's name means flame haired?

Riley & Tiki said...

Yay! You're back. You look very Man Catly in green. I wanna be just like you when I grow up!


Icon Baxter Bentley said...

Glad to see you back on the internets!!

One of us said...

Wow you HAF been busy ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko Ko

BK said...

Kismet, dude, so glad you're back. The innernets have missed you furry much!!

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

Hi Kismet. You do look very nice in that irish bandanna. We saw Rosie and Cheeto's "missing" poster of you and were happy to find you here!

Purrrs, China Cat & Willow

Caesar+Princess said...

Those mackbooks are great. My mommy has a mackbookpro and she loves it (she got it for christmis) and let me use it when ever I want. Now you have to make some cool pictures of yourself in photobooth.

Blizzie has that black mack for kollig.

You look fabbie in that bandana. very girlie <3

bagelmouse said...

Kismet! Yay! First time commenter but I had to say how good it is to have you back!!

Hot(M)BC said...

We's glad to heer you's ok, Kismet. Good that Mack is gettin to be friendly. If things don't work out with Mack, he can come live wif us cuz yanno he's mostly black like us and he'd fit rite in.
Sanjee, Boni, Mini, Pepi and Gree

Dobby said...

omigosh! We have a Mack too!! 'Cept it's white. So maybe it's yer Mack's cousin or sumthin. I like yer bandanna.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Kis, you do look handsome in that green bandanna. The ladies must be throwing themselves at your feet!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

didja know that if you press Mack's buttons just right, you could have all the foods you want delivered RIGHT TO YOUR FRONT DOOR?

Karen Jo said...

I'm glad you are back, Kismet. I like your green bandana. Now that you and Mack are getting to be good friends, I hope we see more of you. I don't see how it matters who gets the Mom up, as long as she feeds you once she's awake.

Boy said...

Yay! Good to see you're back!
I heard mine mummy is wonging to get a Mack too.
How come these compoooters all have the same name? How uncweative are their mummies and daddies!