My name is Kismet. I am a very big man cat and I live in Whiskonsin. I live with my Person and I am very happy with her, even though sometimes she does not feed me when I am very hungry (all the time) and then I get mad and I pee on things.
I also live with my orange sister Sophie who annoys me sometimes, and a bunny named Henry, who is a bunman not a man-cat so we do not have much in common.
You can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with questions or comments. I love the innernets!
Thursday, November 09, 2006
My very first Thursday Thirteen
Thirteen of my most Favorite Things to Do
1. Eat the foods, espeshully my Purina Yurinerry Trakt Health Dry Food 2. Clean in between my very big toes 3. Take very long and important naps on top of the persons teevee 4. Sit my booty on things, like plastic bags or magazeens 5. Walk/lay/sit on the computer, whether it is opened or closed 6. Try to open the wooden boxes in the kitchen to make sure there are no other cats or foods or mices hiding in there 7. Talk to my Person 8. Sit on the side of the big white box where my Person pours water on herself, and grab her leg sometimes, and make sure everything is okay in there, and sometimes I sing along with her if she is singing in there, although why she is singing in there I don't understand because HELLO THERE IS WATER IN THERE AND STOP SINGING AND GET OUT AND BY THE WAY I AM PROBABLY HUNGRY RIGHT NOW AND ALSO VERY BIG 9. Wrestle with Mona 10. Watch the feetsball with my Person 11. Clean up the apartment by sweeping the floor with my very big paws. I also do this to Mona's litterbox. She is very bad at litter box maintenance. 12. Mraw mraw mraw. A lot. That is why my blogger link is kismetmrawmraw. Because I am Kismet. And I mraw mraw. 13. Knock things off of the dresser, like the vishus dangly things that attach themselfs to my Person's ears and neck and wrist and fingers. THEY ARE VISHUS AND MUST BE STOPPED and my Person does not understand this and so she gets mad sometimes but it is WORTH IT because I am PROTECTING HER!