Thursday, July 27, 2006

MY PERSON HAS BEEN FOUND!!!

I AM a most happy man cat tonight BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE MY PERSON IS!!!! She was in Whiskonsin THE WHOLE TIME!!!! And the only reason we FOUND HER is because a cat that is staying where SHE is staying saw all of the innernets action and emailed me!!!!!

The cat's name is Loretta. She sent me a nice note that said that she used to be my Person's cat before my Person moved to Brooklyn to live with me, and that my Person is staying with her, but that most of the clothes in the big red box are smelly now, so she thinks my Person is coming back to Brooklyn soon because persons don't usually like to wear smelly clothes. I got a little jelliss and asked her if my Person is rubbing her ears and making sure the Friskies grayvee gets into the dish, and Loretta said SHE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT FRISKIES ARE AND SHE DOES NOT LIKE EAR RUBS. But she did say that my Person talks to her a lot so I am pretty sure she has the right Person.

I really want to thank all of my friends on the innernets for helping me find my Person. Without your help, I would not have found her and I would still be sad and licking my paws in a most pathetic way. ESPESHULLY YOU, SKEEZIX!!!!!!!!!!!

When my Person gets back to Brooklyn, I will let you all know what kind of explanayshun she has for this atrocious behavior.

12 comments:

Hot(M)BC said...

Yay! WE's furry glad your purrson got founded! You speak to her bout runnin off like that. Maybe she needs a harness.

~~ Sanjee

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Wow, Kismet, I'm very very very very happy that yer persun has been fownd! See how good the innernet werks? Do yoo have any informayshun abowt wut happend? Did yer persun git lost? Did she take the efftrayn too far? Maybe she needs to take yoo with her evryware she goze!

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

Cool, dood. But I'm not exaktly happy abowt spending all day tomorrow taking down posters. Maybee we shood wate to take them down until she is akshually bak in yer howse. After all, are yoo 100% sertin that the persun in Whiskonsin is yer persun?

Maobert Nichols said...

Glad evrything werked owt for yoo, BMC. Remember, throw a fit win she gits bak and then she won't go away agin.

Oreo said...

Concatulations! Now sit on her sos she can't leave NO more!

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

We're happy to hear your good news, but the minute your person gets back, you must have a serious talk with her and let her know you will not tolerate such behavior again. Possibly she doesn't understand that YOU are in charge there and must approve everything that goes on. Assert your authority, Kismet!

Zeus said...

I'm so relieved that you found your missing human pet. Thank goodness Loretta is keeping an eye on her to make sure she comes home to you safe and sound.

Patches & Mittens said...

Was she with Derby's Mom, possibly. Derby's Mom has just been found too! Maybe they were people napped.

Patches Lady

Derby said...

Yep, mum is home too. But youor mum came to Whiskonsin and mine wented away from Whiskonsin. So they weren't together.

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

So is yer persun home yet, Kiz?

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