Wednesday, July 26, 2006

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PERSON???

I have not been able to blog lately BECAUSE MY PERSON IS MISSING AND SHE TOOK THE COMPUTER WITH HER. Has anyone seen her?????? She is big -- bigger than me, and I am huge -- and her fur is brown and long and only on her head, and she knows how to open the Friskies can and is very good at rubbing my ears. WHERE DID SHE GO????

Before she left she brought out this big red box thing. I layed down in it because I am a cat and I like boxes. I thought it was a present for me! Then she filled it with some of her clothes and I thought that was nice and that she did that so that I would be more comfortable laying down in it. BUT THEN SHE TOOK IT AND LEFT.

Where is my Person?????? IS SHE EVER COMING BACK???

17 comments:

The Meezers said...

oh no, poor Kismet. We will look out our windows for your purrson. We hopes you find her soon!

Kismet said...

THANK YOU MEEZERS!!!!

I think if all of my friends on the innernets look for her, maybe we can find her!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

How BIG was the red box? The bigger it is the longer she dissapears! We'll look for her on our cat tvs too.

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Kismet, I will git the Food Lady to take me OUT THERE in my stroler and I'll go look for yer person. I'll see if I can print her pikchur frum yer blog and make a poster and stik it on telefone poles all arownd Castro Valley by the big forest. Even tho it's 98 millyun degrees outside, I think the Food Lady wood do this if I explane how important it is. Do yoo need me to male yoo sum food?

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

OH MY GOD, Kismet, I had a bad thot. Do yoo thing she got eeten by some vishus deer? Maybe the efftrayn took her sumplace ware the vishus deer live. Duz Mona no anything??

Kismet said...

THANK YOU SKEEZIX!!!! I hope my Person is Out There by you somewhere.

Mona doesn't know anything. She is very hots and HER person is still here (that person who lives with my Person) so she is fine. That person who lives with my Person has been giving me my Friskies, so I have foods -- but she just does not do it the way my Person does. She does not talk to me about the foods, or ask me what kind of foods I want today, and she does not mash it up, and she does not make sure that all of the grayvee gets into my dish. AND SHE DOES NOT RUB MY EARS EVER AT ALL. I miss my Person!

Kismet said...

Rosie and Cheeto -- it was bigger than me, and I am pretty big. THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT GOOD.

Kismet said...

OH SKEEZY. I have never seen the vishus deer. I do not think we have them in Brooklyn. BUT I COULD BE WRONG. Maybe the efftrayn got her. Sometimes I think the efftrayn is a real big man cat living under the ground. Maybe she did not give him any foods and he got mad. I MISS MY PERSON!

Derby said...

Hmmm, did your mum meet up with my mum? Mine is missing to? Well at least I don't know where she is.

Kismet said...

Derby - WHAT IS GOING ON? Where are all the Persons going??????

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Kis, I made a poster and put it on my blog so that all the cats frum all over can print it owt and put it on telefone poles. Except that Blogger is having problems, so it mite not git published for a wile. It keeps saying "Files Published 0%." I'll keep trying. Anyway, if we git enuf posters on enuf telefone poles, sumone is SHOOR to see yer person and tell her to come bak home to Kismet!

And beleeve me, I know abowt the gravy thing. Mr Tasty Face's mom duz the same thing.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Dont worrie.........YET. Our lady was missing for three dayz last week! We did have fud cause a person came in but we slept alone in the BIG bed. Our lady came back and hopefuly yers will too.

Were trying to cross our digets on our paws fur luck but we are having truubel.

Kaze said...

People go missing?? I was not aware this could happen! I mean, at least you have Mona's Person to feed you, if my people left I'd be all alone!!! Now I'm scared. My people were talking about driving somewhere next weekend and they have 3 big red boxes out!

Lets find your Person soon, maybe she can make my people stay at home!

(by the way its nice to meet you Kismet!)

Maobert Nichols said...

Kismet, don't be a viktim, heer. Take charje. First of all, it's best if yoo just disappeer. Go hide in a clozit or under the bed or sumplace ware Mona's person won't find yoo. Then, if and when yer persun ever comes bak, pretend like she duzn't exist. Yoo can mraw mraw reel lowd for a littul big to skold her for werrying yoo, but then refyooze to have anything to do with her for sevrul weeks, as long as yoo can stand it. This tranes them never to go away with the red box agin. Yer lukky you've got Mona's persun feeding yoo. Beleeve me, it cood be werse. The food guy's bruther and wife stayed with us wunce win they wint away, and they forgot to feed and water us (HELLO! DO YOO UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF CAT SITTING????) becuz thare kind of spacey, and they kept calling Rocky "Roger" wich reely made him mad.

So git to it! GO HIDE! My peeple have bin trayned not to leeve EVER! In fakt, they can't even stay owt late at nite!

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

Yeah, Roger's a stoopid name. It's not a cat name. I hated being called Roger.

Zeus said...

Kismet, I just heard about the whole horrible incident from Skeezix. I will be printing out his fliers and posting them around my neighborhood. I hope we hear from your lost human pet soon!

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