Man Cat Monday

It's DEFINITELY Monday.

I was saving this post for Man Cat Monday, and while I waited TONS of cats posted pictures of them wearing their own ties! We are all heading off to the office today.


I am challenging authority by wearing mine to the side. I am also going to give MOST of my paperwork to Sophie.

MY VARY FIRST FASHUN SHOW FRIDAY!!!

HI! I ARE SOPHIE! This has ben a VARY bizzy week, becuz the big DAWG was heer for a long long tyme. But the big dawg is gone now, and I are VARY happy abowt that, becuz it means that I can sit on the kowch again and eat my foods!!!!! I do lyke to hang owt in the laydee's room, but it is nyce to be able to come owt too!!!!! I are VARY excited to be blogging today becuz I are doing my VARY FIRST fashun show Friday!!!!!!! The nyce laydee got me a VARY BYOOTIFUL shert. I think it is maybe even something that my hero Daisy would wear!!!! I HOPE SO. I want to be just lyke Daisy when I grow up!!! Heer I are in my shert: As yoo can see it has BYOOTIFUL ruffles on the sleeves!!!! And the ruffles have FLOWERS on them!!!!!! Heer is what it luks lyke from the frunt: The BEST PART is the back!!!! The shert has vary ladylyke buttins and some more flowers: The flowers match my ornj fur, and the ruffles match my socks!!!!
I think my shert is vary byootiful!!! It makes me feel VARY pretty. Do yoo lyke it???

WOOF

I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO BLOG BECAUSE THERE IS A BIG DOG STAYING WITH US.

A
BIG
DOG
IN
MY
PARTMENT

I AM A VERY MAD MAN CAT. I HAVE NOT PEED ON ANYTHING YET, BUT I HAVE HISSED AND GROWLED A LOT. AND BEEN CHASED BY THE DOG TWICE.

HERE IS THE DOG. Notice how he looks very happy. This is because he thinks man cats and small orange cats are TOYS.


My Person says he is only here for a few days while my friend Jess takes the bar icksam. This is probably some sort of class where you learn how to avoid getting sick, so I guess it makes sense that she could not take her dog with her, because he might get sick while she is learning to bar it, but I still do not understand why he had to come stay with ME.

I am on a foods strike. Sophie was doing it with me, but she caved last night. SO IT IS JUST ME NOW, CATS.

I ARE HELPFUL!

HI! I ARE SOPHIE! I was going to try to do a werdless Wensday post but I can't acuz I have stuff to SAY!!!


This pikchur is of my tayl! I are helping the nyce laydee reed the newspaypur!!! I do not reed the newspaypur but I do lyk to EET IT!!!! It are VARY delishus!!!! I think the nyce laydee REELY appreesheeayts my help!!

Thank yoo Kismet for letting me blog today!!!!!

PRESENTS!

I got a package from Jake and Bathsheba yesterday night!!!!!!!!! I was VERY excited, but there is a process to opening packages. You can't just RIP INTO them. That would be very undignified.
First, you have to sniff. This is the only way to tell if there are suspishus things inside, like other cats, or GREAT things, like FOODS! After you make sure that there is nothing scary or nothing that you don't want to share, you can let other cats in your house, like little orange sisters, sniff it too. Even though it is YOUR present, and not hers. Because maybe you are just REALLY NICE like that. After the sniffing is done, you might want to just get comfortable on the present. Sometimes, the best part of the present is the box itself! (You can also see my big whisker humps and my very long whiskers here.) And always remember to make sure to remind everyone that the present is FOR YOU AND NOT THEM. Anyway, after all of that, you can open the box! Inside mine was a Drinkwell Fountain to help with me pee problems, and Bathsheba even signed it on the bottom! (She can do that because she has so many extra toes) There was also a bag of TEMTAYSHUNS!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE Temtayshuns. I was able to get them out of the box before Sophie saw them, too, but my Person says I have to share with her anyway. I don't think I should have to, though, because Sophie really wanted to play in the box my presents came in, so I let her have it.


She likes to eat newspaypurs and chew on weird things, and there was lots of newspaypurs in the box, so it was a great size - and snack! - for a Sophie! THANK YOU, JAKE AND BATHSHEBA!!!!!

ADVENCHURS!

I AM KISMET. I AM BACK. THIS IS MY BLOG.

I have been letting my sister Sophie use my blog a lot lately, and I will let her use it in the future too, even though I don't really LIKE TO, but I am NICE, and sometimes my Person says "Kismet be NICE", but for now I am blogging on MY BLOG!

I wanted to write about the great advenchurs I have been having in Merruhlind. I was worried about moving here because our partment in Brooklyn had a GREAT jungle outside, and I didn't know anything about Merruhlind before we got here except that I knew there was no eff trayn, but let me tell you, the jungle here is BIGGER!

PLUS we live ON THE GROWND now, so whenever my Person opens the door to leave, I just RUN RIGHT OUTSIDE and INTO THE JUNGLE! And my Person does not like this, and she grabs me and carries me back inside over her shoulder, and I don't LIKE THAT, and I GROWL, and sometimes I will use my very big front feets to grab onto things so that she can't take me inside that easily, and when I do that she says I am just like a toddler, and I don't know what that means, but it is probably something real big and VISHUS like ME!

Anyway, last weekend my friend Ted came to visit, and he took me outside LOTS! Here I am with Ted:
My Person said "Just make sure he stays on his leesh!" but Ted understands being a big man cat in the jungle, so he let me off my leesh to do some exploring and patrolling. There were many dogs yapping at me from the fenced-in jungle behind the partment, but I was not scared of them. I just kept on exploring. If you are in the jungle, it is important to keep focused like that at all times!
When my Person won't take me out into the jungle, which is A LOT, I watch the cat teevee with Sophie. Sophie does not like to go outside, probably because she used to LIVE outside, which I think would be GREAT, except that you would not get the foods from my Person, and I like the foods from my Person.

My Person is done with her first mester of Brad Skool, so the person that used to live with my Person is coming to see us today! I am hoping that she brings presents, and that she will remember how big I am and that I like to be told how big I am. She was always good at this, so I think she will remember. Sophie is very scared of her.

And because my sister is formerly feral, and it's Friday, here is a pic of her too. I AM NICE. Plus, this picture really deminstrayts her feralness. She likes to dig in the garbage for foods, and to lick the foods cans after we eat the foods. It is very undignified.
AND, we got some awards lately - The Rockin' Boy Blogger (which I got from Jake and Speedy) and Rockin' Girl Blogger (which Sophie got from the lovely Bathsheba WHO HAS EXTRA TOES IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW) awards, and Sophie won the schmooze award from Fiona and Ali too! Thanks for nominating us, everybody!

I have been real bad about updating my friends' links, maybe because certain small orange cats keep TAKING MY BLOG, so if you read our blog and would like to be added to the links, please leave a comment and I PROMISE to add you. It is just hard to get the computer from my Person sometimes.

OH MY GOSH!!!!!

HI!!! I ARE SOPHIE!!!! I GOTTED TAGGED TO DO A SURVAY BY SKEEZIX HOO IS THE MOST FAMISSIST OF ALL THE CATS IN THE HOLE WERLD!!!!!! He is SUCH a selebritee, PLUS my HERO DAISY is his gerlfrend!! I ARE SO ACITED!!!!!!

But afore I can do the survay I haf to tell evarywun that this is my BRUTHER'S blog, and that I have just been YOOZING IT a lot laytlee, and that he is going to blog again SOON. Here are a pikchur of him so yoo know that I am not lying.

As yoo can see, he is still VARY big!!!! I luv my bruther!!!!

HEER IS THE SURVAY!!! I luv SKEEZIX!!!!

What were you doing 10 years ago?
I am VARY yung, so I was not alyv! But if I was, I was probablee a cat foods tayster becuz I LOVE the foods!!!!

What were you doing 1 year ago?
I was living outsyd in Rode Aylind!!!! I was also VARY VARY yung, even yunger than I am now!!! And I was living with my mom and my dad and my bruther, and thare was a meen man who did not lyk us!!!

Five snacks you enjoy:
I LOVE THE FOODS!! I will eet anything the nyce laydee lets me eet, lyk her food, or YORE food, but if I hadta pick theez would be my five:

1. TEMTAYSHUNS!!!! Sometimes when the nyce laydee gives my bruther and me the FOODS she forgets to close the door to the kabinit, and I steal the WHOLE BAG OF TEMTAYSHUNS, and I take it into my cat tent and chew on it until I can get it open and then my bruther and I eat the WHOLE THING!!!!
This is what I look lyk in my tent:

Yoo can tell it is me becuz my feets are white!!!!!
2. PEETZUH!! Peetzuh is VARY delishus. It has 2 vary delishus parts: the cheez, and the krust. I like to steal entire krusts in my mouth and run away with them, but they are vary hard to eat so this is only for profeshunuls!!!
3. Baked potaytoz!!! When the laydee eats theez, she puts sower kreem and cheez on them, so if I can get a good bite, thare are many delishus things ON TOP of the potayto itself, which is also delishus!!!
4. FRISKEEZ!!!! Friskeez always tastes better from my bruther's bowl. He does not mynd switching with me halfway throo the meel, either. HE IS THE BEST BRUTHER!!!
5. When I am VARY hungry, I chew on my tayl. It is not that taystee.

Five songs to which you know the lyrics:
I do not know the werds to any songs, BUT I sing a lot anyway! The laydee calls it my "cherping".

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:

1. Buy my bruther and the nyce laydee LOTS of presents!!
   
2. Buy myself a whole lot of FOODS!!! An entyre peetsuh, JUST FOR ME!!!
   
3. Get a WHOLE LOT OF KLOHZ and praktiss being just lyk DAISY!!!!
   
4. Pay to have the whole nayburhood fenced in so my bruther could go owtsyd as much as he wants! He gets VARY growchy when the nyce laydee does not let him go owt.
5. Mayk shur that EVARYWUN is as happy as ME!!!
   

Five bad habits:

1. I steel foods.
   
2. Sometimes, thare is poops on my booty.
   
3. I lyk to play ALL THE TIME and sometimes I attack my bruther's tayl to mayk him play with me.
   
4. The things on the nyce laydee's dresser are NOT toys. I have a hard tym remembering this.
   
5. I lyk to chew on fingers. Not vary hard, though!!!
   

Five things you like doing:

1. EATING THE FOODS!!!!
   
2. Having my booty petted!
   
3. Hanging owt with the nyce laydee
   
4. BLOGGING!!!!!!
5. Following my bruther arownd. He is VARY fassinayting.
   

Five things you would never wear again:

I do not reely have many klohz. I have a black tee-shirt that says S Katty Kat on it, becuz that is my rapper naym. And I have a pink polo shirt, but it is kinda big on me, becuz I am VARY small. I also have a white tee-shirt. I would ware all of them agenn!!!!! I would maybe not like to ware shooz on my feets, but that is all. I would also REELY LUV a pretty party dress, becuz I am a GERL!!!!

Five favourite toys:

1. My fuzzy wyte snohflayk ball
   
2. My bloo fether wand (I played with this so much I broked it)
   
3. My BRUTHER!!!!
   
4. The nyce LAYDEE!!!
5. The things on the nyce laydee's dresser are NOT TOYS.
   

I am asposed to tag FIVE OTHER CATS but I do not know too many other cats acuz I don't have my own BLOG! I will try though!!!!

I know that Skeezix already tagged her, but I HAFTA TAG DAISY becuz she is my HERO!!!!
And Dragonheart, acuz he does not have any hayrs and I bet not having to clean all of that fluff is VARY nyce!!!!
And Finn, acuz he told me I was pretty!!!!!
And TRIP acuz he seems acited all the time lyk me!!!!
And last but not leest, JAZPER acuz we lived on Rohd Aylind together!!!!!

I LUV MY BRUTHER AND EVARYWUN!!!!

Hi!! I are SOPHIE! I are yoozing my bruther's blog for SOPHIE SUNDAY!!!!!!! I know it is TEKNIKLEE Man Cat Monday, but I wunted to blog abowt ME, and I couldn't do it yesturday becuz the nice laydee had to use the compyooter to typ things for her frend Brad Skool, so my bruther sed I could blog today INSTED!!! MY BRUTHER IS THE BEST!!!! I am very acited!!!!

The nice laydee cut the furs on my butt!!!! I am VARY fluffy, and the hairs back there were VARY long and when I sit down they fan owt and sometimes poops would get stuck to them so the nice laydee trimmed them for me!!! Here is a pikchur:
As yoo can see I am still VARY fluffy, but now the hairs are shorter and they take less time to kleen, AND NOW I can sit in things like this:
without my butt hairs hanging out!!!! The nice laydee sed that this is a candul holder but I fit in it vary nyclee!!!!!
Here is a pikchur of me and my bruther watching the cat teevee!!!!
My tayl is in the pikchur, but it is not big becuz I am ascayred, it ALWAYS looks like that. I am VARY fluffy!! I lyk to watch the cat teevee with my bruther!!!
Here is a pikchur of my feets!!!
I am vary oranj, except for my toes and my tummy and my feets and my chest!! And my paw pads which are pink becuz I am a GIRL!!!!

I hope you lykt my blog!!! I like to eat the foods and kleen the hairs on my tummy and lay on top of the laydee!!!!