A
BIG
DOG
IN
MY
PARTMENT
I AM A VERY MAD MAN CAT. I HAVE NOT PEED ON ANYTHING YET, BUT I HAVE HISSED AND GROWLED A LOT. AND BEEN CHASED BY THE DOG TWICE.
HERE IS THE DOG. Notice how he looks very happy. This is because he thinks man cats and small orange cats are TOYS.
My Person says he is only here for a few days while my friend Jess takes the bar icksam. This is probably some sort of class where you learn how to avoid getting sick, so I guess it makes sense that she could not take her dog with her, because he might get sick while she is learning to bar it, but I still do not understand why he had to come stay with ME.
I am on a foods strike. Sophie was doing it with me, but she caved last night. SO IT IS JUST ME NOW, CATS.
14 comments:
Oh NO! Kismet, you are very right to be mad. And that dog is WRONG to chase you. Because you are a Big Man Cat, not for chasing.
I do not think a food strike is a good idea. Because then the big dog will just think you are saving your food for him. So, you should really take your food and eat it all up! That will show the dog who is boss.
Hi Sophie! Be careful of the big giant dog! Here is another thing you can do. Go up to him and say, right in his face, "BAD DOGGIE!"
Then, be ready to run.
Mitters, please be strong. you know your person doesn't do things to make you less manly. she thrives on your man-catness.
love, person who used to live with your person.
ps- HI SOPHIE!
I think I wood be terryfide if a big ginormous dawg like that was in the howse with me!!!! Yoo two are vary vary vary brave! He looks like a not-as-harey version of Pooper, the dawg that comes over and leeves dookie on owr lawn. So be careful he duzn't leeve dookie in yer apartmint!
Holy dog breath! Zippy thinks he is kyoote, but she's weerd anyway. I can't beleeve dat yoo, Kismet da cat who loves da foods, is on a hunger strike! Dis must be a furry bad dog day fur yoo to do dat!
Oh, but Kismet, I don't think going on a food stwike is a vewy good idea.
It'll be better if you eatted up all your food AND the dog's food as well! Then you'll be stwonger than the dog and you can chase him away!
No, Kismet, not a foods strike! That is very serious. You need all your strength and nurishment to stand up to the evil dog intruder. Just give him the old "what for" across the nose and he will cower in a corner.
Good luck in having the dog under your superior power before he goes home.
Purrs,
~Bathsheba
He looks like he gots into some nip!
Sophie, I've tagged yoo! Come look!
Dear Kismet and Sophie.
You should eat your food so you can stay strong and resist and tease the big doggie.
Purrs, Princess
I have only recently come to the understanding of what a dog is. I've never seen one in person before and they make me very nervous.
My Lady is getting married next summer and they have told me that they plan to get TWO dogs when they do. I find this to be unfair. It will be a full house, three cats and two dogs. Please pray for me.
Is the dawg still thare???? Dogs suk.
So sorry you have to deal w/this cute little puppy, er...I mean, big furocious(sp?) woofie in your house! ;) At least it won't be there too long. Hang in there Kismet!
I THINK YOO NEED TO BUNNYKIKK THE STOOPID DAWG. BUNNYKIKK HIM REEL GOOD. BUNNYKIKKING IS FUN, TOO!!!!
Kismet, Skeezix may have tagged Sophie for the proverb meme, but I've tagged YOU for it. With lot more experience in the world than Sophie, your meme should have a lot of big man cat wisdom.
Purrs,
~Bathsheba (and all my toes)
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