Monday, September 18, 2006

Skeezix's birthday!

My best friend Skeezix turned two on Saturday and he threw a big party for all of his friends on the innernets. To help all of his friends celebrate, he sent out these GREAT party pax to them. We weren't supposed to open them until Saturday, but my Person had plans before the party started, so after I got into my PJs on Friday night we opened my pak together!

Here I am in my nightshirt, very carefully pushing the party pak over to my Person. (It's important to make sure your person knows exactly what to do, or she might get distracted)

And here I am digging into the goods! You'll notice that there were some delicious cans of the foods, a tinsel ball, two toy mice, a BIG BAG OF CATNIP, and some pins and magnets with Skeezix's face on them. In this picture, I am most interested in the plastic bag. I figured it was too small to put my booty on, so I just dug in it and smelled it real good for awhile.

But then, I DID manage to get my booty on top of that plastic bag! So I sat on top of it and admired the party pak contents for awhile. Later on, I played with the tinsel ball and one of the toy mice and lost both in the black hole under the persons TV. I lose lots of toys there and they are never ever seen again, except for sometimes when my Person gets them out for me, which doesn't happen very often.

A few days later, Skeezix sent me this great game to play during the party called "Pin the Tail on the Mao-Butt". So on the day of the party, before my Person left, she helped me play it! Here I am, selecting the tail I wanted to use.

My Person cut it out for me. I tried to do it myself, with my claws (they are inside of my very big toes), but I don't have the best aim ever. So she helped, and then handed it over to me. Here I am, taking it from her.

Then my Person picked me up and spun me around (I JUST WANT TO MAKE PERFECTLY CLEAR THAT IF IT WAS NOT FOR A GAME, I WOULD NEVER ALLOW THIS KIND OF BEEHAYVYUR), plopped me down, and I pinned my tail right on that Maobutt!!

And then I posed with it. I was trying very hard to look modest, even though I am pretty sure that it was the best job of pinning the Maobutt tail on to ever happen.

Besides pinning Maobutt tails on, I also sniffed some nip and met some ladies at Skeezix's party. I had some drinks, too, but not too many, because nobody likes a tipsy man cat. AND THERE WAS FOODS, AND I REALLY LIKE FOODS. All in all, a great party. Happy birthday, Skeezy!


Jake and Bathsheba said...


Great pics! You're so handsome. I had hoped that we would have hooked up at the party, but maybe some other time.


Rosie & Cheeto said...

Kismet...we must have missed yoo at the partie. Rosie wanted to dance on Rocky's bar with yoo...I think she has a crush. Shhhh. -Cheeto

Yer an amazing pin the tail on the maobutt player. We culdn't get was embarrusing.

Yoo luk soooo handsum in yer yellow pj's. If we liked sherts we wuld want the eggsact same pjs as yoo! -Rosie

Gattina said...

It's a pitty Pookie missed the party ! She also had her birthday but is much older already 8 ! But her "sister" is 15 so she still is a young girl.
I should try to dress my Arthur, I think he would be the only one without getting a nervous breakdown ! It looks so cute !

Kismet said...

Bathsheba - Hey baby. I missed EVERYONE at the party. I am starting to wonder if I was at the wrong one. We will DEFINITELY have to hook up another time. I have some nip with your name on it!

Kismet said...

Roro and Cheeto - I can't believe you guys were bad at the Maobutt game, since you INVENTED Maobutts!

Rosie, if you were into PJ's, I would suggest dark orange for you. I think it would really bring out your fur, and your wild side, if you know what I mean.

And Cheeto - thanks for the scoop!

Kismet said...

Gattina - you DEFINITELY have to try to get Arthur into some clothes. Everybody who comments on my blog -- ESPESHULLY the persons -- don't understand how my Person can dress me without losing an arm, but I don't mind wearing shirts. I am actually much calmer when I am in them! Let me know how it goes!

The Meezers said...

ok Kismet, our mommy finks you are "absolutely adorable" in your nightshert. She wants to get some for US.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Wow, Kis. You hit that tail right on the target. Worthy of a first place medal, no doubt!

We're sorry we missed the party!! Mom didn't turn on the computer 'cause SHE was too busy doing people stuff. What about US?

Kismet said...

Are you mad about that idea, Meezers? I bet you'd look great in PJ's, and they are very cozy! Mine are by American Apparel.

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Wow, Kizzy, yoo definitly win the game! And I LOVE yer PJs!!!! I'll have to see if they come in PINK!

Cecilia said...

You are too cute in your PJs. We also had a lot of fun with the party pack and at the party. Skeezix is the best.

Maobert Nichols said...

That MaoButt game sucks.