Wednesday, June 06, 2007


I LIVE IN MERRUHLIND NOW INNERNETS!!! And LET ME TELL YOU, it has been quite a PROCESS getting here. I have read on other blogs about movable masheens that other cats' persons have, and I was never very sure what they were talking about, but after all of my furniture and belongings, including my LITTER BOX, were taken out of my partment in Brooklyn, I was shoved into the prison box with Sophie, and put in the BIG LOUD MASHEEN.



Sophie just curled up and got scared and stayed in the corner, but I just got MAD. MAD! So first I mraw mraw mraw'd real loud, and my Person said "it's ok, Kismet!" very many times, and stuck her fingers in the prison bars so I would know she was right there, but clearly it was NOT OK AND I DO NOT KNOW WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT, so then I did what I had to do.

I pooped.
In the prison box.

And my Person had to open the door of the prison box to get the poop out, which she did not seem to enjoy, and as soon as she did that I walked right out of that box and settled myself on her lap. And I got to watch all of the sights flying by! Like we went over a bridge, but not the rainbow bridge, at least I don't think so, because I seem to be okay and still HERE, and I stood up and looked out the window, and then eventually I just settled down on my Person's lap.

We drove to a place where my Person and Sophie and me got into a whole DIFFERENT masheen, and in that one my Person had to drive, and so I had to stay in the prison box. But after all of the pooping and walking around the other masheen I was actually kind of sleepy, and Sophie was still REAL SCARED, so I tried to be a nice big bruther and I cuddled with her and gave her a bath while she was sleeping. This was nice on TWO counts, because she was stinky after sitting on my poops for a little while, and because it is nice to have someone to cuddle with when you are scared.

Anyway, so after many many YEARS in the masheen, we FINALLY got to our new home in Merruhlind. Our partment in Brooklyn was high up in the sky, but our partment in Merruhlind is very low. When I watch the cat teevees, it is like I am RIGHT ON THE GROUND! And because the partment is so close to the ground, it is VERY cool inside, which is nice, because our partment in Brooklyn got SO HOTS in the summer, and the HOTS make me real grouchy. And HOTS.

When we got to the partment all I wanted to do was EXPLORE, and make sure there was no other cats or foods hanging around, but my Person just shut me and Sophie up in the bedroom while she brought all of her stuff in. I was real mad and mraw mraw'd a lot but Sophie was still scared so she hid in the closet, so I could not mraw a WHOLE LOT, because I had to make sure Sophie was okay.

After all of the stuffs was brought in, my Person had to put some furniture together. So I helped, because putting stuffs together is a real man cat thing to do. First, I looked at the directions.
Because I am a big man cat I actually prefer to not read the directions and just put things together, because I don't NEED to read the directions, because I just KNOW where everything goes, because I am a BIG MAN CAT, but the lady persons get upset if you don't read them so I had to do it. After looking at them for a minute, I then made sure that all of the pieces were there.
Here I am giving them a good sniff. After making sure all the pieces are there it is very important to give them a smell to make sure that they have not been peed on or that there are not any foods or other cats hiding in there.

Then I took a bath.
It's important to stay clean when you are assembling furniture because you don't want the furniture to get all dirty because YOU are dirty! Then, I used my very big claws to open the boxes, and then I was kinda tired so I took a break.
Putting stuff together is VERY tiring, so after I sat for awhile I realized that I didn't really want to do anymore, so I took on the role of supervisor. I just helped my Person and her person (Bonnie from Whiskonsin, who is her mom) put the stuff together - I told them where the parts went, and they followed my instructions.
It worked out pretty well and now we have lots of furniture!

Besides helping to put stuff together, I have just been trying to help my Person adjust to the new partment and to hanging out with Brad Skool. Brad gives my Person lots of stuff to read and she has also started reading this thing called the newspaper. She reads it every single day, and the newspaper is very nice to sit your booty on, and Sophie also likes to eat it, because Sophie likes to eat everything. So, we have to sit with my Person while she does all of her reading. She is also gone a LOT less than she was when she was hanging out with Jahb, so all in all I think that I approve of Merruhlind and Brad Skool, but I do miss the eff trayn and that person who lived with my Person in Brooklyn.

Now that I am settled, I can blog more! I am very excited about this, and I hope everyone still remembers who I am!

Also, just so you know, Sophie is just fine now. My Person said that she thinks that Sophie was REAL scared because the only other time that Sophie has been in a movable masheen was when she was brought to live with us in Brooklyn, and so Sophie probably thought she was going to live with a new person again. But after a few days she was just fine. I, of course, was never worried, because I know that my Person could never go anywhere without me, because I am the best and cleanest big man cat ever in her whole life. And of course, she could not put together the furniture unless I was here.


Skeezix the Cat said...

I'M SO GLAD YER BAK, KISMET!!!! I can't wate to heer all abowt Marrylund and Brad Skool!!! YAYAYAYAYAY! ::danses a happy danse::

Derby said...

I am happy to hear that you and Sophie survived the move. More pictures once you get settled!

My uncle Flip lives in Merrylund.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Woohoo, Kismet's back. Wate til I tell Sadie, she kept looking at yoor blog and getting sadder and sadder. Now I will tell her it's okay to look dat yoo are back and all is well!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Yay! Kismet is back! And he's much closer to us--Maryland is right next to Virginia! I'm washing between all my extra toes just thinking about how close you are now!


Hey, dude! Glad you made the move okay and that Sophie's doing okay too. Welcome to south of the Mason-Dixon Line. We can't wait to hear more from you.


DK & The Fluffies said...

Yea! You are back!

Karen Jo said...

I'm glad to see you back, Kismet. I'm also glad that you survived the move and that you have more time with your Mom. I'll be looking forward to reading about your adventures in Maryland.

Daisy said...

Hooray! You and Sophie are back! I am very glad that you are all settled into your new place. You are a very good mancat to take care of Sophie during the move. And it sure is great that you will have more time to blog now!

BK said...

Yay! Kismet is BACK! I've missed you buddy. The internets isn't the same without you.

Elgar said...

Yay! Kismet's back!

Pumpkin said...

Wow, that's kwite an advenchur that yu had but I'z glad that yore back now.

Ali & Fiona said...

Hi Kismet,

You proably don't know us because we started a blog while you were moving to your new place but we would like to be your friends.

Fiona & Ali

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Yeah Kismet is back!! I'm so happy to hear all about your very trying adventure! You are BRAVE!!


Finnegan & Buddy said...

Woooooohoooooooooooo!!! Kismet and Sophie are BACK! We were furry sad wen we wood come by and you weren't heer. Now yore bak and we can't wate to heer abowt yore advenshers in yore new plase. I have done some big moving arownds too, and that part sucks. But the eksploring the new plase can be lots of fun.

Yore frend Buddy

Midnight,Tomtoms, Dexter and Pete said...

wow, what a story! Exciting! Glad you're back and safe. i'm new to the inernet. happy to meet u an sophie


minnie,dexter and pete too

NinjaCat said...

Glad your back!! Hope to hear all about your new adventures in your new home with Sophie.


Artsy Catsy said...

Kismet & Sophie, it's so good to have you back with us! And Kismet, I think you handled all that moving superbly ... mrawring, pooping and everything ... exactly what I would have done! And with all that activity, you still found time to take care of Sophie. You're a great multi-tasker!

CEO (Cat Executive Officer)
Artsy Catsy

Merlin said...

I am so glad that you are happy in your new place. My mommy tells me that we are moving, too, though I haven't talked about it on my blog yet b/c I wasn't sure what she meant but now that I read about your move I understand.

Oh, and I LOVE to sit on newspaper! It is the best thing in the world to sit on!

The Crew said...

Gosh Kis, we're so glad you're back! At first we thought you might move here 'cause it's very nice in Whiskeronsin, but it sounds like you have a nice place where you can be in charge. Good job on taking care of Sophie during that nerve wracking move!

We didn't know you're related to Bonnie!

I think you must've been talking to my Dad about that instruction manual thing. He NEVER reads instructions and it makes Mom really mad sometimes!


Caesar and Princess said...

Congratulations on your successful move. your mommie could not have done it without your manly help!
God kismet
Welcome back to the innernets

good luck to your mommie with that Brad Skool

The Cat Realm said...

That was one wonderful story to read! We are glad you are all moved and settled in. We think Maryland is very very nice, our maid has some friends who are employed by a couple of cats in Hagerstown!
We never met you before because we only started blogging some weeks ago and found many wonderful friends and we hope you will be friends with us too!
Karl and Anastasia

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

I am vary glad yoo are back on the internets. I am also glad for the advise about pooping in the prizzon box. (I only pee in mine, and I don't get let out when I do it - next time I shall poop, too.)
I can't wate to see pictures of the new low ground cat TeeVee!

Mao said...

Once, I pooped in the prizzin box win me and Joonyer were on owr way bak frum the vet. PEEEEYOOOOOEEEY! It was pritty runny and it got all over Joonyer. I thot I was the only one hoo new that trik!

Hot(M)BC said...

Welcome back Kismet and Sophie! Pleeze just don't make yore stories too fun or my Mom and Grandma mite get ideers about movin and that would be bad.
Sanjee, Boni Maroni, Mini, Gree and Pepi

The Meezers said...


The Meowers from Missouri said...

oh, kismet--MRAWMRAWMRAWMRAW!!!! WELCOME!!!! (for you non-cat speakers)

we are SO furry glad you are back (an' li'l sophie, too--what a good big brofur you are to be cuddlin' wif her while she was scared!)!!

can't wait to see an' hear more of your adventures, an' those of your person!

excited dances & purrs--

nelson, edmund, nitro, an' xing

DaisyMae Maus said...

How furry wonderful that you're all settled in your new apartment and that you're BACK for bloggin'! You and Sophie were missed!

Stop by my bloggie! I have a 500th post contest goin' and you are invited to make guesses!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Oh gudness, this is the culest thing evur! Yer lady is arownd a lot more hanging owt with her estudious friend Brad Skoull and yoo have a grate new place to live with a closer cat teevee!

Thanks fur sharing yer pickturs and telling us all abowt yer eggsperience. Glad to hear sophie's ok and yoo are too!

YEAAAAAA, yer back, yer back!!! We're sooooo sooooo happy to have yoo back BIGMAN CAT, Kizzie!!