Whiny Wednesday

My Person is gone in Whiskonsin and Merruhlind finding a partment for us there, and so it's just me and Sophie and that nice person who lives with my Person, and so I have nobody to hump and nobody to talk to me about how big my feets are, but just so that I don't forget all my routines I have been trying to keep up with them, like sitting my booty on the white cover on the person's litter box while the nice person stands in the white box with all the water, but while I was doing that today SOPHIE knocked something over in the other room and I was so SURPRISED that I FELL INTO THE BOX WITH THE WATER.

Here is my booty afterward.
It is wet.
And then the person who lives with my Person TOLD MY PERSON about it so now my Person knows that I have been doing undignified and not very man cat like things while she is gone.

Mraw.