Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Ultrasounds are ultra LAME




O HAI INNERNETS.

As you can see, I am still very handsome. I just wanted to show you some recent pictures of me so you would all know that despite my ongoing medical issues, my whisker humps have not gotten smaller and I am still pretty goodlookin'. (Feel free to click on those and make them bigger, laydeez.)

I go for my ultrasound on Friday, to the VETS. Apparently this is a NEW VETS, because my Person had to call them today to make sure they knew that my other VETS doesn't want me sedaytid for the ultrasound. The person on the phone said, "Well, it depends on the cat, I mean, we might not have to sedate him." And my Person goes, "No, Kismet will hate you. You would normally want to sedate him." And the lady person tried to argue and my Person just said, "No. He will HATE YOU." so then they had to arrange for the VETS to call her back because apparently I am just that big and vishus. HAHA! BETTER GET YOUR HAWK GLOVES READY, NEW VETS!

But this whole ultrasound thing is stupid if you ask me, because I am breathing pretty okay now and I am also much less sneezy (though it was kind of fun to be sneezy cuz a) it rhymes with Skeezy, who's one of my best buds in the innernets and b) sometimes I got snots all over my Person, and that was funny) and I am also eating my Friskies so I don't think more persons need to be listening in on my heartbeats because I AM FINE. But it does mean a long ride in the car, and my Person said one of her other person friends is driving us so I get to sit on my Person's lap and explore and watch out the windows. Which is good, because between you and me, innernets, my Person is so bad at exploring just around the 'partment that I can't imagine what she's like in the car, so it's a good thing I will be there to stand guard. There are lots of vishus stuff out there, Person!

Anyway, I will let you know when we find anything out, which we won't, cuz I'm pretty sure I'm fine, on account of my man paws are still big and so are my whisker humps, and that is pretty much how I decide how I am doing, if you know what I mean.

25 comments:

Ginger Jasper said...

I so hope you are right and that everything is fine.. Please be gentle with the vet. I do agree though that yu are a lovely big man cat.. Gorgeous.. Hugs GJ xx

Amy and The House of Cats said...

We are glad you are feeling better - and sneezing and getting snot on your human is HILARIOUS! We think the ultrasound is a good idea because if you are awake you get to kinda see what your insides look like (well, if you are facing the right way), even though you are positive you are ok, which we hope is right - that still would be cool. You are a very handsome mancat - I bet your insides are handsome too!

A Few Good Cats said...

Kismet, we'll keep purring for you as you keep showing the world you're a fighting man cat.

Liz said...

o hai o hai is Squeaky here again!! i is so glad you is feeling better!! (also my mum says you is FREAKIN CUTE, i dnt say that tho becaus i is also a man cat and that would not be v Mannish of me to say you is cute) anyway i is glad you is better! keep posting! Squeak

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am glad to hear that you are feeling better. I hope this new vet gets the ultra sound correct!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

kismet, yoo r so hansum. we hope dat alls dey ffind with the ultrasound is yor stong and healthy hart

Parker said...

We are going to think very good thoughts for you on Friday!

ButterBean said...

Glad your up and around - sneezing snots on your human is something they expect - specially in the middle of the night on thier face ha ha ha

Daisy said...

Kismet, as long as your whisker humps and big paws are looking as manly as ever, I am sure you will be fine!

If you still have a snotty nose, the best place to sneeze is right in your mom's FACE! They love it!

Max said...

Glad you're feeling fine...but the ultrasound is still a good idea just because it makes your person have to DO THINGS for you. Anytime you can inconvenience a people, it;s a good thing :)

Friends said...

Hey Kismet, Buddy heer. I'm sure you are rite - yore whisker humps and big manly paws look just fine.

You watch owt for those new vets and the ultrasownd torcher. I had one and they SHAVED all my byootiful thick tummy furrs!!! I looked just orful for a long time.

The only fing is, if there reely is somefing rong in yore insides, they will find it and fix it.

Me and my brofur Finnegan and little orinj sisfur Jazzy will be purring for you. And we'll get Cuzzin Cavalli and Ruffian the Barn Kitty to help too.

Good luck!!!

Yore frend Buddy
Carolina Cats

Bubbles, Madness and Trouble said...

We are glad to hear that you and your whisker humps are doing well. We hope the ultrasounds is not to traumatic and hope the results will be good news. Thanks for keeping us updated.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Kismet, dood, I am happy that you're feelin' more like your normal self an' that your whisker humps have not decreased in size or compelling-ness (those are some darned FINE lookin' humps!) ...

Be nice to your person an' don't be gettin' snots all over her 'cuz snots are not for sharin'!

Your furriend,
DMM

Boots, Ozzie and Brenda said...

We are keeping you in our thoughts and prayers. We hope everything turns out o.k.

Boots, Ozzie & Brenda

The Meezers and Billy said...

He Kismet - we is purrring lots and lots for you!!!!

Nicky says too that sneezing snots on the persons is FUN!

Junior and Orion said...

It is good to see you Kismet!!!!! We are glad you are feeling better! Yep, snotting on the humans are very fun!!!

Skeezix the Cat said...

Yer wiskerhumps continyoo to impress me, Kizzy. Good luk on yer ultrasound. Maybe yer ladey will let yoo drive the masheen part of the way!

cheryl said...

oh, kismetmrawmraw!!! we purrs an' purrays that any bluds shed today are vet bluds, an' that the ultrasound agrees wif yer opinyun! WE finks you is fine, too--furry fine, but it's allus safest to haf the beans thinkin' along the same lines.

headbonks & best fishes,
ed, nitro, xing, an' igmu

Mr. R.W. Emerson said...

Best wishes, Kismet!

Love,
~Emerson and Mommie

The Crew said...

Kis, you're looking great despite everything you've been through. You are one brave, handsome Mancat. We're purrin' for you to have good results.

CatLadyDiary.com said...

sounds like things are going well, and keep eating!

♥Da fambly kitties♥ said...

We are crossing paws and PURRayin' fur you and our momma, too, and da doggies, too. We want some good news!

Poppy Q said...

I hope your ultrasound goes well. Good luck to the vet if he doesn't sedate you.

Ikaika said...

So good to know you are feeling fine, and we are purring that your ultrasound turns out fine, too. And the female kitties in our house are very happy to hear about your whisker humps!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We can see dat yoor whisker humps is still big and dat yoor just as handsum as ever. We hafta say dat getting snots on da mom is lots of fun! We're sure dat yoor insides is just as fine as yoor outside.