Tuesday, January 12, 2010

I AM BACK

Sup innernets. This is KISMET MAN CAT, TAKING BACK MY BLOG. Look, I know that I have been feeling sick, but that is NO EXCUSE for my Person to take over MY BLOG. So now that I am home from my second night in the oxyjin tent, I thought I would come update you MYSELF, on account of this is MY BLOG, PERSON.

Basically, the VETS don't know what is wrong with me. They say my heart has a murmur which I think means when they put on their heart-listen-y thing it talks to them, but I don't understand why this is a bad thing, because if they don't WANT it to murmur at them then WHY are they putting on their heart-listen-y thing to listen to it? PERSONS, THEY MAKE NO SENSE.

Anyhoo, so I spent last night in the oxyjin tent and then today at the VETS the VETS were all confyoozed. "He is fine," they said to my Person. "His breething is good, his heart rate is good, and he is eating." (It's true, I did eat the foods at the VETS. I am not proud of this because normally I go on a HUNGER STRIKE at the VETS, but it was free FOODS and I was kind of wanting the FOODS.) When my Person came to pick me up I yowled at her a LOT, and the VETS said they wanted to take a X-ray and could my Person help hold me, because they tried to do it themselves and I wouldn't let them (HAHA!), and so my Person carried me into the X-ray room but I MRAWED and MRAWED and then I ESCAPED from the X-ray room and ran around outside in the other VETS room, and finally they said, just take him home. HAHA!

I am a little sneezy currently, but I am on my noomoanya medicines, and apparently I am having some sort of ultrasound soon (I think that is where they turn up the volume on my heart murmur so it makes a ULTRA noise so they can ULTRA hear it). All I know is that I am home and I am cleaning my whisker humps LOTS so that I don't smell like VETS, and that the VETS better not mess with the man cat, because even when I do not FEEL well, I will not let them do things like X-rays. HAHA!

I also want to thank all my friends on the innernets for sticking by me and my blog even though my Person took it over for awhile. I really appreciate your well wishes and I promise not to sneeze on you or in your general direction.

37 comments:

alaskajoey said...

welcome back Kismet!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

oh kismet, we r so happies yoo feel better, mraw mraw

wildcatwoods said...

Welcome home Kismet - we're hoping that you feel beter soon. Maybe it was a bad cold or asthma and not your heart after all.

Cats of Wildcat Woods

Madness, Trouble, Squish and Milkbone said...

We are glad to hear you are home. And we hope all that MRAW and MRAWing means that you are feeling better. Purrs.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

It is good that you are back! We hope that you continue to get better and go back to attacking the vet all time--or better still not have to go at all!

The Whiskeratti said...

Ah Kismet, it's good to see you home and being lively! Give 'em he**, dude!

The Meezers or Billy said...

KISMET!!! DOOOD!!!! good job excaping at the v-e-t!!! next time PEE on them. That's always fun! - your buddy Miles

Teri said...

Kismet, I am so happy you are back. My house sister Autumn had nooomoanya too and had to be in the oxyjin cage. She is great now and runs around like a little crack head so I guess that is a good thing.

ButterBean said...

Kismet - we is soo glad you are home and we have gotten to know your LadyPerson today - she loves you very much! she was just trying to help - as all of us here were thinking about you! Oh and by the way if you sneeze on us it will be ok :) we have all had our shots! Hope you and your LadyPerson get a good nights sleep - purr big for her cause we are PURRING big for you

Anonymous said...

Kismet, glad you are back at home!

Anonymous said...

It is so good to hear from you, ya big man cat lug! Keep getting better, and we'll keep purring for you...

Teri and her Stylish Adventure Cats said...

Our mewmie said you'd been on her mind all day, so good to get your report! Keep breathin' easy, Big Man!

NorCalGal said...

I'm so glad to hear you're doing better, Kismet, you ol mancat you. I worried about you.

Max said...

Glad yer home, doood! Stay there!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We are so glad you are home Kismet!!! We hope your medicines start helping you real quick!! Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

Skeezix the Cat said...

It's good to see yoo blogging agin, my frend, and hope yoo just keep gettin better and better. I miss yer wiskerhumps.

Brian's Home Blog said...

My sisters and I are so glad you are doing some better sweet Kismet!

Parker said...

Hi Kismet, it's great to hear from you! I hope that your heart is A-OK!
Smoochies!

The Furry Bambinos said...

Kismet, Thank you very much for the update. We have been purring for you lots.

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel

Tiki, Kirby, and StanLee said...

We are so glad you are home, Kismet! I would like to warn you about those ultrasound thingies. They shave under your armpits and put goo in there. It is highly annoying (I have to have another one next week). They clean you up afterwards, but I don't like it. It smells funny. Other than that it is okay.

Tiki

Daisy said...

Kismet! I am glad to hear from you. The story of your escape from the x-ray room made me laugh! I hope you are feeling all better soon!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Is good dat yoo are feeling better! Don't be 'barassed 'bout eating da foods at da vet, when yoor hungry yoo gots to eat. Even if it is vet foods. We is purring it is not yoor heart, even tho dey haf medi-sin fur dat taking pills alla time is not fun.

Amy & the house of cats said...

That is great that you are feeling better! We are glad you got to go home and that you are being good and taking your meds! Don't feel bad that you ate at the vet - it really is a good idea to take free food whenever you can!

Our kitty Floyd had to have an ultrasound once - it was actually very quick for him, but his was of his belly. And our mom is getting one on Friday too so she can sympathize! We hope that yours shows that this is just some weird bug making you feel bad and that the can get rid of it! We are still sending you lots of purrs and prayers to get better quick!

Oh, and don't be too hard on your person - we really do appreciate the updates, even though we prefer them direct from you. It keeps us from getting too worried, and hopefully we are able to help her feel a bit better with our comments.

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

Welcome back and glad you are feeling better.. Hugs GJ xx

Mr. Hendrix said...

welcome back Kismet! we are glad you are doing better and are uber impressed that you escaped the VETs evil XRay machine where they take flashy box pictures of your insides.

normally i wouldn't suggest this, and i'll deny it if questioned, but dood, totally take all your medicine and do everything your mommy says to get better.


you're all in our thoughts and prayers!

Liz said...

hai Kismet its Squeaky here, (man cat from New Zealand), I is riting to you because i heer yor feelin bettr. that is grate! i hope you is ok- anythin so you dnt hav to go to the VETS I HATE THE VETS also.
i is thinkin of you. let me know if you liek any treets from NZ.
kthx. from Squeaky

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Welcome home Kismet! we hopes yoo feels lots better reel soon!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee and tha resta tha Hotties

Pip said...

We has a happy for your grand escape and for your feeling better!

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Yay! It is a relief that you are feelin' better (enough even to thwart the efforts of the v-e-t-s to take an x-ray of you). One person or a small group of persons cannot keep a feisty ManCat down, Kismet!
DMM

mary martha said...

Have you checked Kismet for heartworm disease? it often mimics hypertrophic cardiomyopathy or other heart/lung diseases.

The Island Cats said...

Kismet! We're glad you're home. We hope you are feeling better and you won't hafta go back to the VETS!!

Ikaika said...

Welcome back, Kismet! I hope you keep getting better. Take your meds and eat lots of foods ... that's all the advice I got ... oh, and go purr on your Person ... she has been very worried about you and loves you very much.

Karen Jo said...

Welcome back, Kismet. It's great to hear from you again. Herman is sending you his best healing purrs so you can get all well again. I am so glad that you are doing so well.

Teri and her Stylish Adventure Cats said...

When you get feelin' good again, there's an award waiting for you to pick up on our blog,

http://furrydancecats.blogspot.com/2010/01/we-b-scribblin-frootbats.html

MadMacedonian said...

Nice report!

Glad things are looking up!

Get well!

Nikita Cat

Meowsings of an Opinionated Pussycat

http://www.opinionatedpussycat.com

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Kismet,
We are sendin' purrzez & love to you & your person. She mustee be furry worried about you.
Your palz,
Dr TWeety & da Fab Five

Meowers from Missouri said...

kizzy-dude, howya doin'? we hopes you is gettin' better an' better alla time!