Wednesday, August 02, 2006

The hots are BACK

Yes. The hots are back. I am very hots. My Person has been putting cold water all over me every chance she gets. I have heard that cats are not supposed to like water, but I really like it when she does that. It is the only thing in the world that makes me feel better when it is so HOTS!

I have been punishing my Person for leaving me without telling me where she was going. I attacked her hands a few times, and I have ignored her some, and this morning I blew chunks in the corner of the big red box that she took with her when she left. I did not get any on her stinky clothes or anything -- just a little vom so she would know I was mad. And also, hots. And also, hungry. Most of the time.

Like this:
I have also been waiting for my lady friends to call, and hanging out with my big feets crossed:
Nothing else to report, EXCEPT THAT IT IS SO HOTS. I recommend cold water. I really do.

19 comments:

Derby said...

I hopes you get to be cool soon. The official weather guy said it will be better here tomorrow. Maybe we can gets the windows open.

The Meezers said...

you should get your mom to put on an old tshirt and pair of shorts, and take you into the water box in the persons litterbox room. Mommy used to do that when she lived in fill-a-dell-fia wif The One Who Came Before. you gets all misty and wet and then you lay down in front of a fan and get all cool!

Neb said...

You can come to Denver. We have a big girl cat. And it's hots but not as hots.

Kismet said...

Derby - everytime I see your picture I am just so mesmerized by your whisker humps. They are great!

My Person said it will get better soon. I hope she is right.

Kismet said...

Meezers - Mona has moved into that water box thing. She hangs out there all the time now. I think she would get mad if we tried to go inside. Mona is kind of anti-social.

Kismet said...

Neb -- I am VERY interested in this big girl cat! How big is she? Can she call me on my phone?

Maobert Nichols said...

2 words, Kizzy: Lion Cut.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Kismet!! You look exceptionally handsome there by the phone. Once the chicks see you, the line is sure to be busy nonstop!

Kismet said...

Mao, a lion cut would suit you so much better than me.

Kismet said...

To the crew - THANKS! If you know any ladies, be sure to give them my number. I'm always ready to have a chat.

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Wow, if I ever got a gerl cat on the fone, I don't know whut I'd say to her. I'm pritty shoor I'd wet my pants (if I wore pants). Yoo are just so debunair, Kismet. I aspire to yer level of self-ashuredness.

I hope yoo can stay cool until the hots go away. Our hots stayed for neerly 2 weeks. Mr Tasty Face kept poring ice watur on me, and after a wile, I looked forwerd to it, even tho I hate the wets as much as I hate the hots.

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

Get a buzz on, Kiz, until the hots go away. Git a bunch of nip and nurse a cuppul of beers thruout the day. Then lay in the gutter after the lawn watering water has made it nice and kool. That's my advice (with an emfasis on "VICE")!

Gerl cats? Nuthin but trubbul. Yoove bin fixed, rite?

Kismet said...

Too bad we can't hang out, Skeezy. I could take you around Out There and we could look for chicks. I haven't seen any yet, but you never know.

I know what you mean -- I really like the cold water, too. I have also been trying to climb into the cold box where the foods are, but my Person doesn't like it when I do that.

Kismet said...

Yep, I'm fixed. No balls on me. They were nice, though. And furry.

I can't lay in the gutter. We don't have one! We just have an eff trayn, and I don't think I can lay on that. I am not actually even sure what it is.

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Is balls the same as a goodie sack?

Kismet said...

Yep, same thing!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Balls are short for Cheeseballs...Cheeseballs are goodies in a bag (anuther name for a bag is a sack). Hope this helps. -Cheeto

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

How are yoo doing with the hots today, Kizzy?

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Hey, Kiz, the secrit to gitting a MySpace profile is to LIE. I know I'm not supposed to, but I did and I only hope Mr Tasty Face duzn't find out becuz he beleeves in morals and in being ethikul. Anyway, for a birth date, just put in a yeer frum way before yoo were born, like 1975. Yoo need to be warned, tho, abowt gitting a lot of messijes frum collije gerls with webcams. They all liv ware it's HOTS all the time, becuz they don't ware lots of clothes.