Thursday, August 11, 2011

My Person is hogging Mack

Innernets, I have not been able to blog in forever, because my Person takes Mack the mancat computer with her wherever she goes lately. And she LEFT US ALONE for THREE DAYS while she went to North Karolyna to find us a place to live, and I don't like it when my Person leaves, but I didn't pee on anything while she was gone, and you would think that to reward me for that she would let me blog but NO. And I have a great Man Cat Monday post that I CAN'T EVEN DO NOW because it is not Monday. So to explain to her my UPSETNESS, the night after she got back I spent a lot of time mraw mrawing and walking all over her and sitting on top of her and sitting next to her and patting her mouth with my man paws. Because not only was I mad and HUNGRY (ALWAYS HUNGRY), but lots of things had happened while she was gone and I had to tell her about them and innernets, do you think my Person woke up to listen to me? No. What she did was, she chased me down when I was sitting on top of the refrigerator and mraw mrawing at her (I figured she could hear me better if I was up there, and then when she wasn't listening I maybe pushed some things off the refrigerator with my man paws), and she picked me up and put me on the ground and told me I was being annoying. ANNOYING! I was just trying to TELL HER what had HAPPENED TO ME while I was gone and also, now that you're up, Person, maybe you could give me some more foods, because I know they are around here somewhere and I am hungry, but no, it did not quite work out the way I wanted.

Anyway, we are moving to North Karolyna in about a week and a half, so you may not hear from me until we get there because I doubt my Person is going to let me use Mack the mancat computer because she is on it all the time trying to figure out things for the move. And honestly, innernets, how hard is it to figure out how to move, you just get in the movable masheen and go, but apparently my Person needs to talk to Mack about it a lot. I am sure, though, that I will have MANY ADVENCHURS to report once we get there, so don't forget about me while I am gone!

And in case you were wondering my sister Sophie is still doing really good. My Person says she is just hoping we all make it North Karolyna without any drama, and she looked right at me when she said it, and I just looked right back at her because WHAT, PERSON, and also, I would still like more foods.

7 comments:

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Good luck to all of you on the move!

A few Good Cats said...

We also hope you have a safe trip to your new home and that you can use Mack to tell us all about it.

And that you get some well-deserved food soon.

Daisy said...

Oh Kismet, parents just don't understand! I am glad you and Sophie (HI SOPHIE!!!) are doing well. It sounds like you have a great adventure in store during your move. I hope everything goes smoothly and you are all settled in soon. That sounds like a pretty state to live in.

Madness, Trouble, Squish and Milkbone said...

Good luck with the trip. Take lots of water cause it's hot, hot, hot here.

Athena said...

Good luck wif the move! I hope you get plenty of foods!

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

Wishing you good luck for the move.. Hugs GJ xx

Mr. R.W. Emerson said...

Hi Kismet (and beautiful Sophie) -
Thanks for your encouragement. You would never know that I have a broken heart because I do all the normal cat stuff - and play a lot with my little sister.

I hope that you have a wonderful trip to North Carolina. I've been there a few times and had a great time.

Stay healthy!

Love,
Emerson (and Little Nicky too!)