Monday, December 15, 2008

MY SCAYREE ADVENCHUR

HI!!! It's ME, SOPHIE! I know my bruther has not BLOGGED in FOREVER, but I think he will soon. BUT I, SOPHIE, had a VARY SCAYREE ADVENCHUR, and wunted to blog abowt it, so he said I COULD! I LOVE MY BRUTHER!

One day not vary long ago, the nyce laydee kaym home after visiting Mr. Jahb. She had MANY BAGS in her hands when she was coming in the door. SOME OF THEM HAD FOODS IN THEM!!! I LOVE FOODS!!!

Whenever the nyce laydee comes in the door my bruther tries to run owtsyd. He has gotted owt a FEW times, but he never gets vary far before the nyce LAYDEE catches him. So when she was coming in this time with all the BAGS of FOODS, she yoozed her feets to push him back. And while she was doing that, I, SOPHIE, RUNNED OWT!!!!

I am not shur why. I lived owtsyd before so I know what it is LYK owt there, and I used to be VARY ascayred of going owt EVER, but heer in VirJINya I am VARY afassinayted by the owtsyd. And since my bruther always wunts to go owt, and I wunt to do WHATEVER my bruther does, I thawt maybe I would TRY IT!

WELL, the nyce laydee didn't SEE that I had gotted owt! So she just shut the door and went upstairs to do something on the compyooter that I am Not Allowed to touch (acuz I kinda broked it, but that is not the story I am telling right now). AND I, SOPHIE, WAS ALONE OWTSYD!

To tell yoo the trooth I was VARY afyoozed abowt how I had gotted owt there in the first place and why. So I just stood owt there staring at the door and meowing REAL LOWD and APITIFULLY. And the nyce laydee was gone FOREVER, but she said later that when she was upstairs on the compyooter she could HEER me meowing, and she thought, "Oh no, a stray cat must be owtsyd! It is cold owt, I will go see if it is ok."

So she FINALLY came back down and who did she see owtsyd but ME!!! SOPHIE!!!! She was VARY aprized and opened the door and I RAN RIGHT IN and went under the kowch and would not come owt for a long time, like maybe ten whole MINUTES. My paws were VARY cold and the whole thing really made me remember what it is LIKE to live owtsyd and I don't think I will try to go owt again. Unless my bruther does too, acuz if HE is doing it, it is probly VARY afassinayting!

19 comments:

Kate said...

I'm so glad you are safe Soap Soap. You should stay indoors from now on! And what happened with the nice laydeez computer?!

Daisy said...

SOPHIE!!! I been missing you! And wowie, what a big adventure you had. I think staying Inside is best, at all times. I hope we hear more from you soon! And Kismet, too!

jimbo said...

wow,that's quite an avventure Sophie!! and scary too..I was a stray before and I don't like to be outside anymore, it brings back bad memories..I like ur blog, though.. by the way, I'm Jimbo, can we be friends?
take care, OK..

love,
JiMbO

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Sophie!!! We miss you and your brother so much! That is a very very scary adventure. I am glad you yelled and yelled and eventually she heard you!

kaze

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Wow, Sophie! That was a pretty scairty adventure! We are very glad your laydee heard your pitiful meows for help! Say hello to Kismet for us!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

SCAREE!! we are glads to hear frum yoo

The Crew said...

It's a good thing you meowed so loud. But you must never, never run out again. There are lots of things that can hurt you in the outside. Promise me, OK?

Your friend
Misty

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Finally! We hear from you! We don't blog very much any more ourselves, but a five-month absence is forever! We missed you so much!

Sophie, that truly was an adventure for a young girl kitty like you. We are relieved that you are safe. We look forward to having Kismet fill us in on your move to our home state. Funny, though, you are now farther away from us in Harrisonburg than you were in Maryland.

Sophie, Merry Christmas to you, Kismet, and the nice lady.

~J&B

The Meezers said...

oh SOPHIE!!! we hopes that you will not want to go outside anymore!! the OUT is BAD!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Thank you for your well wishes for my pesky brother Jake. He is in the hospital overnight, but is feeling a little better.

~Bathsheba

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hi Sophie, we missed yoo and yoor brofur! Gosh, yoo wented outside? None of us ever want to go out when it is cold even Zippy who goes outside alla time. She sez der is no reason to freeze yoor paws off just to catch a mouse when our mom won't even eat it.

DaisyMae Maus said...

You are CRAZY, Sophie! The outside is scary, an' noisy, an' dirty, an' DANGEROUS! You are furry lucky that nothin' bad happened to you besides cold paws!

Merry Christmaus to you an' your brother Kismet, an' to your momma, too.

DMM and the Feline Americans

Honey P. Sunshine said...

Merry Christmas to all of you!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

yay we missed yoo! Glad yer skary advenchur is over with and yoo will never go out again... Hopefullie!

Quasi said...

Sophie, what a happy ending! Meowy new year to you and Kismet and your beans.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Happy New Year 2009!

Fat Eric said...

Happy New Year!

Liz said...

hai Sophie. I is allowed outside all teh tiem. Well all teh teim EXCEPT if its dark, then i is not allowed. (but i stil tries). because i is SIX and a HLAF and wen u is that old u wil lern things leik i knw: u cnt go outsied if its dark from teh DANGER. teh DANGER is Cars and Doin Fites. this is wat i knw becaus i am oldr and wieser. i hpe ths helps u. kthx. Squeaky from New Zealand.

Skeezix the Cat said...

OMC, whut a scarey storey!!!!! I'm glad it had a happy ending!